JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
YOU TELL THEM LAD!600 pages. 9000 posts that you've cry arsed over a player we will probably sign anyway. Before he's even held up an Everton shirt.
All this in summer when the sun is plentiful, the beers are cold and the girls want kissing. Not you though, you're scanning twitter for Swansea ITKs and fuming in case Klaassen steps on his toes.
I hate you. I hate your new breed footie type of super fan. You belong to Newcastle, City-come-lately, even Anfield.
Go and enjoy summer. Wait until the club tweet one of them welcome tweets. Then wait and see how he does for Everton over a number of games. Time to grow out of Pampers.