£40m Bid Made For Sigurdsson

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No mate. That's the absolute max before I take personal offence. Anything more would be a joke, including £47.9m plus add ons.

Swansea have us face first against a public toilet cubicle wall right now.

It's not like your paying it all out your pocket mate is it? And If net spend and all that is anything to go on we've spent what we've sold etc.
 
It's not like your paying it all out your pocket mate is it? And If net spend and all that is anything to go on we've spent what we've sold etc.

No mate. If we pay more than £47.8m plus add ons it's like we're announcing to the world that a club like Swansea can press our faces to a public toilet cubicle wall and all we can do is bite down on the toilet roll holder and hope it ends quickly. It's a joke.
 

No mate. If we pay more than £47.8m plus add ons it's like we're announcing to the world that a club like Swansea can press our faces to a public toilet cubicle wall and all we can do is bite down on the toilet roll holder and hope it ends quickly. It's a joke.

Sounds like you have personally been involved in a similar scenario yourself......except you didn't want it to end quickly.
 
Where can one meet up with this Swansea character, name me the toilets and I'll be there.

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No mate. If we pay more than £47.8m plus add ons it's like we're announcing to the world that a club like Swansea can press our faces to a public toilet cubicle wall and all we can do is bite down on the toilet roll holder and hope it ends quickly. It's a joke.

I agree, if it happens it will just be like the greenhouse scene in the film " Scum "

The lad minding his own business will be Everton and the three lads entering the greenhouse will be Swansea as they take it in turns to hold down Everton and have its wicked way.

The prison guard watching and laughing is Steve Walsh.
 

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