* goes to click linkI appreciate you're taking the piss a bit but there's a decent app run by ESPN that alerts you of transfer rumours and general club info but only from trusted sources, you can apply certain filters and change settings and it saves you trawling through pages of nonsense on here.
Reviews and stuff are here and a link to download the desktop version as well so it can run in the background on your PC
http://www.espnfc.com/transfers/trusted-source/app-review
* realises it's Bungle
* decides against it
EDIT :
* risked it. FFS.