Florida State did nothing early and then hastily slapped together a result they hope nobody'll look too closely at. That'll get you a commendation at the Tallahassee Police Department.
Florida's got some really good offensive talent. It's all in the ACC, but still.
The last time someone lost in two different conferences Stalin ended up with Poland, but Will Muschamp was always the Winston Churchill of college football.
He's got nothing to offer but blood, sweat, and tears, which is why the ball gets so slippery when Florida's playing offense.
Urban Meyer's got the best football team in the state of Ohio, which is kind of like having the best credit score in the state of Ohio.
Cincinnati still cut that Ohio State defense right up the gut, so I guess the Skyline Chili offense is fully operational now.
Saw Syracuse and Notre Dame had a fight in the stands Saturday. Linkedin beef kills, y'all.
Next time you think something's impossible, remember that a Notre Dame quarterback won in an NFL stadium on Saturday.
