here's the fake ball coach's take:
Will Muschamp's runnin' the Weight Watchers offense - limited points, questionable long-term, and ends with you crying into a bag of chocolate chips in the shower.
Nice checkerboard trick in the stands, though. Neyland Stadium's now the quietest Cracker Barrel.
Losing to Kentucky is like s**tting your pants: I do it about once every twenty years, and it usually comes from eating what some dude you don't know named "JoJo" cooked up for you.
I wouldn't put "lost to Purdue" on the death certificate, Tim Beckman. That's how you get an insurance investigation.
Randy Edsall said Maryland was his dream job and, sure enough, that defense isn't real.
If Kevin Sumlin were a Roman he'd be called 50/50 cause he's puttin' up at least two Ls in conference a year.
Sumlin would be ideal for Florida lately, though. He can't spy a quarterback for miles around, either.
Texas A&M beat us pretty bad. Guess Poland wasn't a real good indicator of the Wehrmacht's strength of schedule, were they?
Look at the Tennessee-Florida rivalry from the Vols side and you can see why they don't believe in evolution.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/10/7/6905177/hatin-ass-spurrier-puts-week-six