Gallaeo
Player Valuation: £1m
Lowest point in our history? Ooh, that's a hell of a question when there is so much to choose from in our modern history alone.
I'd offer the following options:
The 0-5 derby in 1982; the 0-0 draw with Coventry in front of 9,000 in 1983; the supine acceptance of Thatcher's UEFA ban in 1985; the 2-6 versus Villa in 1989 that confirmed we were finished as a top club; the 1-5 versus Norwich in 1993 when Efan Ekoku (!) scored four; the 0-3 versus Leeds on the second-last weekend of the 93/94 season; the 0-4 versus Arsenal on the second-last weekend of the 1997/98 season; Everton 0-3 Tranmere - "disappointing"; the 0-3 versus Middlesbrough in the cup quarter-final in 2002; the day we sold Rooney; Reading beating us in the cup; Wigan beating us in the cup, as Roberto passed his audition; the day we signed Aiden McGeady; the day we re-signed Rooney; Southampton 4-1 Everton, 2018, with Unsy and Joe Royle ushering in Big Sam; Everton 2-6 Spurs, 2018; Millwall beating us in the cup; Liverpool's children beating us in the cup; The day James took a plane to Colombia as we were being battered at City; the day Carlo jacked it in, leading to Senor Benitez joining a small cloob; "Enjoy the football"; "I said to Woany there, Everton have forgotten how to win a football match"; "We've had good times, haven't we?"; Headlock gate; Everton 1-4 Newcastle; 10-point deduction; 2-point deduction; 777 enter exclusivity.
A litany of pain and abuse. The story continues...
That 1-5 v Norwich was the next home game after my first ever match at Goodison (2-0 derby win Ward and cottee). Was at basketball training with a load of RS fans for the Norwich match who I had been giving serious gip for 2 weeks….. took it bad that day. And then we got Mike Walker…..