4 Boss Things That Happened To You, 1 Gash Thing (Last 7 Days)

[Cena]

We haven't done one of these for a while.

Boss

1) Went for a boss meal at a Mexican Restaurant

2) Sat and played Grand Theft Auto all day on Sunday

3) Had homemade cupcakes to take home made by someone at work

4) Paid off a significant amount of my credit card

Gash

1) Got two small ulcers on my tongue which stung anytime I ate something

 

[harryjam]

Boss...

1) Made me debut for a team down here and scored a volley outside the box.

2) Got an "anti-clothes" night lined up Thursday with our house, and one other girl who is desperate to go out, recently split with her fella. She has huge tits.

3) Bone marrow application got accepted, waiting for a call any minute.

4) Started to FINALLY poo solidly after a month of what seemed to be a flutter of pigeons leaving my anus every time I went.

Gash...

1) Pulled my hamstring in the same game I scored the volley, so now I'm hobbling and applying deep freeze like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Username]

Boss

1. Got to the two grand mark in my savings for a visa for Australia.
2. Was succesful in a job interview and should soon be employed subject to a work trial.
3. Actually have some spare cash to have a good night out with the lads.
4. Saw an exgf and she got fat.

Gash

1. Had the runs all week and some weird kinda flu bug.

 

[bluejock]

1- Got business class flights back from Norway
2- Came home to a fridge full of beer
3- Found an old t shirt I thought had gone forever
4- Got a blowy

1- Found out I got a ticket for the derby, but can't go because of work

 

[EFCNIK]

Good:

1. Slept with this bird AFTER we'd had a massive row coz I fingered her mate. Kapowza.

2. Got my tickets for the derby.

3. Saw Sinister- Ace film.

4. My boss is trying to get me a job at Head Office in Manchester.

Gash:

1. Had to watch as my mate pulled this stunning girl and went home with her. I had to decline her invite for a threesome coz I was up for work the next day at 8 and she lived in Aylsbury. The next day I had to have a phone conversation with her because she was refusing to take my friend to the station as he was pissing himself in the background because she had 'a little black baby'. I used my mediation skills to defuse the situation and after he'd got the train I had another conversation with her but this time it was about how good he was in bed ffs. He's such a jammy [Poor language removed]. And he's getting a threesome with her and her mate next week. And Im going to die alone :'(

 

[ijjysmith]

Boss

Ate a Greggs sausage, bean and cheese melt that came from my freezer

In fact that will do for boss things as it can't be beaten.

Gash

Ran out of room in my freezer for me Greggs goods.

 

[Roztitute]

Boss:

1. Derby ticket in da house, front row of up upper gladdy!!!
2. Shagged a solid 8/10 after heebie jeebies.
3. Had a superb footlong meatball marinara.
4. Mum seemed in good mood on the phone which is good, she's so stressed.

Gash:

1. I have a History essay looming over me.

 

[paulbefc]

Boss:

1. My house mate brought everyone home maltesers yesterday.

2. Aced my first uni assignment

3. Maths lecture at 12 today was cancelled.

4. Pulled said house mate.

Gash:

1. It was my house mate. This will probably be awkward. I'm a bad clem.

 

[EFCNIK]

Boss:

1. My house mate brought everyone home maltesers yesterday.

2. Aced my first uni assignment

3. Maths lecture at 12 today was cancelled.

4. Pulled said house mate.

Gash:

1. It was my house mate. This will probably be awkward. I'm a bad clem.

It's a bad idea mate, it really is.

 

[paulbefc]

It's a bad idea mate, it really is.

I knew that before I did it as well. I'm so sh*t with temptation ffs.

 

[EFCNIK]

I knew that before I did it as well. I'm so sh*t with temptation ffs.

It has to be done.

 

[McQueen]

Boss

1. Job I've been waiting to go for since last year has come up, and its internal so nobody amazing can go for it. This increases my chances greatly.

2. Had a Jack Daniels steak at TGI's.

3. Someone brought Halloween cakes into work from Greggs.

4. New Emirites Arena opened in Glasgow. What a facility.

Gash

1. Boyfriend has a tummy bug so have to listen to him moaning about thinking he's dying.

 

[BlueLlama]

1 - ace birthday presents
2 - Mrs Llama giving me a full english brekkie in bed
3 - afternoon fingering
4 - off to see Taken 2 later

Heating still broken

 

[Roztitute]

1 - ace birthday presents
2 - Mrs Llama giving me a full english brekkie in bed
3 - afternoon fingering
4 - off to see Taken 2 later

Heating still broken

You may wish to add that to your "gash things" later, but I hope you enjoy it!

 

[EFCNIK]

It will defo be added to your gash things mate. Sorry, but you are going to be dissapointed. Go and see Sinister instead, highly recommended!