47 people I’d like to slap

[Abertonian]

Will Smith

Not just because of karma but because he laughed and clapped at the joke first.

 

[Blue 1]

Jordan Peterson
Tucker Carlson
Morrisey
Christian Horner
Paul Joseph Watson
Tim Pool
Andy Ngo
Mark Dice
Dj Khaled
Paul Weller
Charlie Kirk
James Corden
John Aldridge
Will Buxton
Jeremy Kyle
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Fallon
Richard Madeley
Mike Cernovich
Darren Grimes
Jim Davidson
Literally anyone who starts playing an acoustic guitar at a house party
Jared Kushner
Donald Trump
Eric Trump
Don jnr
Candace Owens
Sargon of Akkad
Liam Payne
Trevor Noah
Laura Ingraham
Alan Green
Charlamagne tha god
Ted Cruz
Elon Musk
Jacob Rees Mog
Kevin Sorbo
Laurence Fox
Jussie Smollet
Machine Gun Kelly
Jos Verstappen
Sean Hannity
Alex Jones
Bill Kenwright
Dan Wooton
Maajid Nawaz

Never mind slap. I'd happily kick most of those in the throat.

 

[Groucho]

It’s a women ?

Possibly, not sure.

It’s an idiot though.

 

[bcblue1878]

I absolutely hate his new found American accent.

Likewise McDowell they must have been going to the same “teacher” in Florida!

 

[Donegal blue]

I absolutely hate his new found American accent.

Tell you what br he would get all 47 slaps with a golf club, smug little git.

 

[Bluerover]

Klippity.....

end of. Most irritating rs manager ever

Tell you what br he would get all 47 slaps with a golf club, smug little git.

The city is big enough for two clubs one proper club and the other one. Obnoxious

 

[fandjango]

Priti the evil monster Patel
Dominic the what’s a mysoginist Raab
Boris the master liar Johnson

 

[gonetomorrow]

There's only one person in the world who wants a slap right now.

 

[Bilko]

Micha Richards deserves a good boot in the hole.
don't start me on Michael Mcintyre.
Actually I don't believe I've ever managed 90 seconds of watching that man, by god he is annoying even in photos. Slap him 46 times as Richards ability to roar laughing when faced with a question deserves one of my 47. ( Mcintyre, you got off lightly ! ).

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I would split my slaps equally among QAnon crazy US congresswomen: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Laure Boebert, and reserve the 47 for Sarah Palin.

 

[Groucho]

Ok so I’m thinking of publishing this as a book. You can all be contributing editors. @GrandOldTeam can we get the publishers interested? Could pay for Xmas this.

 

[Groucho]

Kanye West and Elon Musk are on the list

 

[4737carlin]

Harry Kane for breaking our hearts

 

[Rich1878]

Judge Rinder

 

[Rita_Poon]

Gandhi, that bleeder aint hittin back!