47 people I’d like to slap

[RAFUH]

Dr. Oz

 

[longers]

Jordan Peterson
Tucker Carlson
Morrisey
Christian Horner
Paul Joseph Watson
Tim Pool
Andy Ngo
Mark Dice
Dj Khaled
Paul Weller
Charlie Kirk
James Corden
John Aldridge
Will Buxton
Jeremy Kyle
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Fallon
Richard Madeley
Mike Cernovich
Darren Grimes
Jim Davidson
Literally anyone who starts playing an acoustic guitar at a house party
Jared Kushner
Donald Trump
Eric Trump
Don jnr
Candace Owens
Sargon of Akkad
Liam Payne
Trevor Noah
Laura Ingraham
Alan Green
Charlamagne tha god
Ted Cruz
Elon Musk
Jacob Rees Mog
Kevin Sorbo
Laurence Fox
Jussie Smollet
Machine Gun Kelly
Jos Verstappen
Sean Hannity
Alex Jones
Bill Kenwright
Dan Wooton
Maajid Nawaz

 

[longers]

I forgot Brendan O’Neil and his big stupid forehead

 

[glorydaze]

Keith Lemon, Christian Horner and his brat driver.

 

[trueblue84]

Nobody said Joe Rogan yet?

 

[degsy]

Obvs, a mere 47 will never be enough, might be slightly less harder to find 47 you wouldn't slap...even that might be a struggle.

Sartre's famous phrase "L'enfer, c'est les autres" or "Hell is other people", can sometimes be often in your mind.
There's all the usual suspects...
A good place to start is the traditional...from William Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2.
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"
(In no particular order..)
Bankers,
Politicians
Real estate agents
Petrol Companies
The person who parks too close to you in the supermarket car park
The one who painted the lines that close anyway, well probably not him personally, but the berk who set the width.
People who park in disabled spots
Supermarket trollies and those hpwho hit my car with them.
VAR and all who sail in her.
Moshiri and the teary fraud who brought him in.
...and so on, you'll have your own.
Just don't think it through to its potential ultimate conclusion is all.


Rather- Think of reasons to be cheerful


Much better. @Groucho

 

[Davidoff]

Mel and Sue, and Paul Hollywood too

 

[degsy]

1. Donald Trump
2. Rafael Benitez
3. Bill Kenwright
4. David Unsworth
5. Sammy Lee
6. Elon Musk
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Dwayne the Rock Johnson
9. Kevin Spacey
10. Jurgen Klopp
11. Sam Allardyce
12. Michael Keene
13. Billy Butler
14. Stephen Colbert
15. My boss at work
16. Kevin Hart
17. People I don't know who call me 'mate'
18. All financial advisors
19. Anyone using the word 'irregardless'
20. Cyclists who ride on the pavement
21. The Governor of Virginia
22. Mitch McConnell
23. Jimmy Saville
24. Adolf Hitler
25. Ivanka Trump
26. John Aldridge
27. Jared Kushner
28. Rafael Benitez again
29. Ronald Koeman
30. Steve Walsh
31. Jamie Carragher
32. The person who organises the pressers so badly
27. All car salesmen
28. Pierluigi Collina
29. Mason Holgate
30. Fabian Delph
31. Wayne Rooney
32. Rafael Benitez as I enjoyed the first 2 so much!
33. All VAR operators
34. Anyone who plays/played Batman
35. HR 'proffesionals' who are faking a living
36. People not wearing a mask in an indoor situation
37. young men who effortlessly run by me with a very long stride
38. People who don't train their dog at all
39. Fabrizio Romano
40. American footy commentaters
41.Jimmy Clitheroe
42. Theo Walcott
43. Mike Pence
44. Gary Glitter
45. Steve Bannon
46. Any kopite
47. Rafael Benitez

Jimmy Clitheroe? nah. Wacker Whittle (Deryck Guyler) and the black hand gang will be after you.
A Wool no doubt...the clue is in the name... but quite funny for and of its time...a BBC radio classic.
The list of 'names' who had their start or were absolute beginners is very long and varied (wiki is your friend here as I can't grasp the putting up links thing)
And without his catchphrase of - "Don't some mothers have em?" Where would Frank Spenser be?...2nd thoughts maybe not the best recommendation
.

 

[ste d' indica]

Ben Shapiro. I could happily use all 47 an' all.

 

[JLW]

Garth Crooks
Mark Lawrenson
Alan Sugar

 

[Jimishorts]

Submit your nominations, I will approve or reject.

I’ll start.

Gregg Wallace.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I'd like to slap handcuffs on the politicians mentioned and drag them to the Hague.

And anyone who puts Greta Thunberg on their list needs some sense slapping into them.

I'd also like to slap god for giving me lumbago.

And if anyone thinks that's blasphemous, you're getting a slap too.

 

[WilliamPerry]

I'd like to slap handcuffs on the politicians mentioned and drag them to the Hague.

And anyone who puts Greta Thunberg on their list needs some sense slapping into them.

I'd also like to slap god for giving me lumbago.

And if anyone thinks that's blasphemous, you're getting a slap too.

I forgot about her. Thanks for reminding me .

no 48. Greta Thunberg

 

[chrismpw]

Anyone mentioned Gove yet?

That would be a difficult one .... no chin to aim for.

 

[brieverton]

Julia Hartley-Brewer
Isabel Oakeshott