5 Bold Predictions for the 21/22 season

[Boss_Blue]

Hahahaha good one mooms

Defo not Mooms

 

[ajo18]

1. DCL will get 25 premier league goals
2. Benitez will see out the season - even if there's calls for him to be sacked
3. We'll finish 13th
4. Bramley Moore will be delayed because they come across problems with the build
5. We'll lose to all newly promoted teams at home

 

[Boss_Blue]

Who is it t?

Damo

 

[tommye]

Who is it t?

Not Moomin is all the information one requires today

 

[big nev lookalike]

1.The sun will shine occasionally
2.It will rain a lot.
3.The price of Frazzles will increase ten fold.
4.One Everton player will pass the ball forward more than backwards in one game.
5.People using player statistics,graphs,xgs etc. to be banned from GOT.

 

[BNJ1878]

1. Benitez won't be as bad as many think.
2. Pickford will have missiles thrown at him, maybe attacked at Anfield (After all, Sean promised as much)
3. We'll sign a relative unknown right back
4. Demarai Gray will be lauded as one of the buys of the season
5. We'll finish higher than last season, and probably with more points.

 

[Tubey]

1) @Zatara will post more than 1000 teams and formations.

2) @AndyC will continue to have a complete lack of a sense of humour.

3) @Joey66 will fail spell every word right in a post the entire season.

4) @Eggs will win dullest poster of the season for the 5th consecutive year.

5) @Tubey will have a meltdown when Lukaku scored his 20th of the season.

I expect Lukaku to get 20 goals. I just also expect Chelsea to win nothing.

 

[zukai12_]

1) Hassenhutl is our manager by the end of the season

2) Gray is great

3) Pickford Clatters Thiago Silva, Stones or Maguire

4) we make FA cup semi final

5) Gbamin is a beast and runs our midfield

 

[Pat Butcher]

1) Hassenhutl is our manager by the end of the season

2) Gray is great

3) Pickford Clatters Thiago Silva, Stones or Maguire

4) we make FA cup semi final

5) Gbamin is a beast and runs our midfield

Into the ground

 

[LocalNative]

1) We'll lose 3 of our opening 5 games.
2) We'll finish bottom 6.
3) Benitez won't get sacked.
4) James will leave in Jan if not this Summer.
5) Followed by another 'transition season' next year.

As you can tell i'm beaming with optimism.

 

[GedMoore]

1. Gray stand out player
2. Benitez gone by the new year
3. DCL to score single figures for the season
4. Rico to leave in Jan
5. We win the League Cup

 

[Tipp blue]

1. Pickford will forget how to keep goal again until the next international.
2. Rafael will do a lap of honor at Anfield after we get twitted 8-0.
3. Booos will once again ring out around Goodison.
4. I'll get a few warnings for foul language.
5. It will be another underwhelming season.

 

[Kurt.]

1 Everton
2 will
3 be
4 totally
5 shabite

 

[Toast]

1. Pickford will forget how to keep goal again until the next international.
2. Rafael will do a lap of honor at Anfield after we get twitted 8-0.
3. Booos will once again ring out around Goodison.
4. I'll get a few warnings for foul language.
5. It will be another underwhelming season.

Number 1 is in 3 weeks.
World Cup qualifying.

 

[Bungle]

1) @Zatara will post more than 1000 teams and formations.

2) @AndyC will continue to have a complete lack of a sense of humour.

3) @Joey66 will fail spell every word right in a post the entire season.

4) @Eggs will win dullest poster of the season for the 5th consecutive year.

5) @Tubey will have a meltdown when Lukaku scored his 20th of the season.

Imagine a car journey with those 5 -

Andy sulking all the way that you haven't been able to fit all of you into an Audi R8 so he can review it as an affordable option
Zat waving his knob at kids in passing cars
Joey trying to plant a flower bed on the back seat that he can later be buried under
Eggs telling anyone that'll listen that he doesn't own any electronic devices and has never heard of the internet, but did once play football at a decent level.
Tubey documenting it all in the most patronising way possible

Hope Everton get relegated