5 Bold Predictions for the 21/22 season

[ElGato]

1. We finish eleventh on zero goal difference and no-one recalls playing us
2. Ben Godfrey establishes himself as first choice CB by October alongside Lenglet; Michael Keane has another breakdown and announces early retirement
3. Benitez sacks Big Dunc by December, is sacked himself and replaced by Big Dunc in February
4. Gbamin will boss our midfield until a freak accident when visiting the construction site down at the new gaff rules him out for 4 months
5. Moise Kean will score 14 goals and finish second top-scorer

 

[DOMNOLAN]

1. Relegation
2. Misery
3. Lots of Iwobi
4. Benitez ball for ever
5. Everton to spin relegation, by claiming “bonus 4 extra games”.

Aren’t 2 and 3 the same thing?

 

[windymiller]

1) @Zatara will post more than 1000 teams and formations.

2) @AndyC will continue to have a complete lack of a sense of humour.

3) @Joey66 will fail spell every word right in a post the entire season.

4) @Eggs will win dullest poster of the season for the 5th consecutive year.

5) @Tubey will have a meltdown when Lukaku scored his 20th of the season.

Shots fired!

 

[Bluebonic]

What happened to 5. ??
1. We won't beat the filth this year.
2. We won't beat any Manchester clubs this year.
3. We will loose to West Ham this year.
4. We will be stuck with all our dross for another year.
5. We won't finish top half this season.

Hardly bold predictions them mate?

 

[PaddyJames]

We will get to a cup final

Digne will be our top scorer

@matty1878 will lose his virginity

@catcherintherye will be outed as a RS

Godfrey will be captain come May

 

[Boss_Blue]

@matty1878 will lose his virginity

@catcherintherye will be outed as a RS

 

[Vic Vinegar]

I know this game. Whoever i name, you'll just deny it!

Alright you’ve got me. I’m @butters

 

[barneygumble]

Aren’t 2 and 3 the same thing?

Id say 2-4 are the same tbh mate.

 

[stevie blott]

Hardly bold predictions them mate?

Yeah mate... No... not bold at all, realistic though.
I can't wait till this season has come and gone, Not only because of Benitez but the squad we have, or don't have, could well see the end of our run in this league, It really feels like we're the new QPR, expensive seen it all individuals forced into a team with zero ideas on how to function properly.
Really, really REALLY.. hope I am wrong. Just feels like the path we find ourselves on at the moment.

 

[Bluebonic]

Yeah mate... No... not bold at all, realistic though.
I can't wait till this season has come and gone, Not only because of Benitez but the squad we have, or don't have, could well see the end of our run in this league, It really feels like we're the new QPR, expensive seen it all individuals forced into a team with zero ideas on how to function properly.
Really, really REALLY.. hope I am wrong. Just feels like the path we find ourselves on at the moment.

I don't disagree mate, from the highs at the start of last season, Carlo, James, Allan, it all looked rosy, but this season look s like it will be a long hard grind! like you I pray that I’m wrong, and that fat head works wonders for us, but history and long experience tells me that Evertons toast rarely falls butter side up

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

1- We are in the bottom 3 at xmas
2 - James leaves in January
3 - FSW doesn't last the full season
4 - we go out of both cups at first hurdle
5 - we lose by more than 4 goals 3 times this season.

 

[RomanReigns]

1. Koeman won't last till Christmas
2. Ancelotti won't last till Christmas
3. Benitez won't last till Christmas
4. Koeman and Ancelotti will become joint Everton Managers in 2022
5. Big Dunc will become Real Madrid manager

 

[Bluebonic]

1- We are in the bottom 3 at xmas
2 - James leaves in January
3 - FSW doesn't last the full season
4 - we go out of both cups at first hurdle
5 - we lose by more than 4 goals 3 times this season.

amend 3 to say..
3- FSW doesnt last the full season after the street end, incensed and driven mad by months of constant mockery from the [Phrase removed], rush the dug out and place FSW into a huge wicker man which they set alight using Delph as kindling.

 

[stevie blott]

I don't disagree mate, from the highs at the start of last season, Carlo, James, Allan, it all looked rosy, but this season look s like it will be a long hard grind! like you I pray that I’m wrong, and that fat head works wonders for us, but history and long experience tells me that Evertons toast rarely falls butter side up

Ain't that the truth ?

 

[Ufotone]

1. Townsend will have most assists
2. James will be gone at winter window, if he's not gone this window
3. Benitez will be manager at start of 22/23
4. Richarlison red carded against one of the "big" 6
5. Kean to be awesome

Tony