5 Bold Predictions for the 21/22 season

[AndyC]

1) @Zatara will post more than 1000 teams and formations.

2) @AndyC will continue to have a complete lack of a sense of humour.

3) @Joey66 will fail spell every word right in a post the entire season.

4) @Eggs will win dullest poster of the season for the 5th consecutive year.

5) @Tubey will have a meltdown when Lukaku scored his 20th of the season.

6 @Vic Vinegar odds-on to become the first victim of the new season toughening up of Moderation

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

1. We will see riots at Goodison.
2. @ForeverBlue92 will run out of jizz after one too many over Benitez.
3. The RS will get into double figures from their 2 games against us.
4. The park end will come to life.
5. Brands will start earning his wages.

 

[NeroCeasar]

1) Richy doesn't get more then 5 league goal's all season
2) Delph starts 1 or more games rb
3) We get 4 pts from our opening 5 games
4) The FSW has a very public falling out with at least one big name player (probably Richy)
5) We are bottom 3 at Xmas so blue Bill starts doing interviews about how his heart is broken but we have to stick together as he was once a regular in the pens and therefore speaks for the ordinary match going fan

 

[matty1878]

6) @Tramps_mate will stop fingering his neighbours cat

cryin lol

 

[matty1878]

We will get to a cup final

Digne will be our top scorer

@matty1878 will lose his virginity

@catcherintherye will be outed as a RS

Godfrey will be captain come May

you will stop being an utter weapon

 

[Coggy]

1) Football played by us will largely be dull i.e. no change there
2) First defeat of the season will lead to bedwetting of biblical proportions
3) We will finish 7th , albeit 6th to 11th are separated by only a few points.
4) Despite finishing in a higher league position , and not spending much on new players , the majority on here will claim that it has been a terrible season.
5) We will get knocked out of both cups early on due to resting players. The bedwetting mentioned at 2) will start each time. Rinse and repeat. Quite appropriate really.

 

[EFCPaul]

Arsenal sack Arteta before Christmas.
West Ham finish bottom half.
Chelsea lead the table until about spring time.
United finish trophyless again.
Southampton go down.

 

[Toffeepot]

1. Demarai Gray will be a solid game changer
2. Richy will be on Fire
3. Digne will get 10 assists
4. Pickford will win us more points than lose us(again)
5. Dom will score 20 goals and dance around his handbag for the haters

 

[Zatara]

Benitez to be sacked after 7 games

OR

Take us to 7th place

 

[LeeCarsley]

1) We will challenge for top 4 (but not get it, probably 6th or 7th)
2) Dom will slightly regress but this will be made up by a rejuvenated Richarlison
3) We will beat Liverpool either home or away again
4) Kean will be absolutely rubbish and sold for peanuts in January
5) James will be brilliant for the ten matches he is fit before leaving for China in the summer

 

[jazzy]

1. We come 15th
2. Benitez is rewarded with a new contract
3. Seamus gets injured playing for Ireland
4. Doucoure plays 10 games at RB
5. DCL scores 12 league goals in the season.

 

[Jeff Jones]

Who am I though? You’ll never guess.

Someone who should've stayed away if your comeback is anything to go by.

 

[blue to the bone]

Chow-chow mein

Bow wow mein .

 

[blue to the bone]

We will get to a cup final

Digne will be our top scorer

@matty1878 will lose his virginity

@catcherintherye will be outed as a RS

Godfrey will be captain come May

All plausible bar the third one!

 

[Barnfred 55]

• Andros Townsend will score more goals than Richarlison.
• James will play a full ninety minutes two game on the trot.
• Fabian Delph will win most of our fans over.
• Everton will lose to at least one of the newly promoted clubs.
• Everton will trash one of the 'Sky Six' clubs.

But wait, there's more. You get a bonus prediction at no extra cost:

• Carlo Ancelotti will be sacked by Real Madrid

You had me going until the Delph one