Happened a mare of mineYes, the old "sorry I double locked all the doors, I forgot you were out"
Ended up sleeping in a small porch in the puddings of rain from 1am till 7-30
His wife is known to be a C U next Tuesday of the highest order
She once threw all his clothes in a bath full of cold water just before a Christmas night out
He went to the do in a pair of clean overalls he had in the car