A Special Event

[Sapie88]

It's a Drifters gig.

 

[AndyC]

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Somebody think of the childrens' trauma

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Trolled by an ex-pro footballer to trolled by the club inside 24 hours.

Twitter is a wonderful thing.

Oh, and @KUEFC09U2 has three Tweets on that thread already. LOL

edit: FIVE INSIDE 20 MINS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

So?

 

[blue61]

How they make the Chang.....

It's made in a special bucket, strategically placed beneath the gents in the top balcony mate. Thought everyone knew that.

 

[orly]

So?

You're a marketing department's wet dream

 

[Sapie88]

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Rawdogging lol

 

[Durham Toffee]

They're going to announce it was all a dream and that we've really just signed McFadden again and we've got Richard Dunne and Alex Bruce on frees.

 

[dano195]

Tony Hibbert new contract?

 

[wainy]

Bill is going to get circumcised, live!

 

[MikeH72]

Am going in this order......

1) new stadium news or something

2) behind the scenes at Bills new show

3) Third kit and the most epic trolling by EFC ever

4) Basically nothing, just some behind the scenes footage of FF.

5) a ridiculously immense signing unveiling, Witsel and Carvalho

Any of these 3 are realistic. Pretty much something no one cares about

 

[sageyefc]

Rawdogging lol

It's the only way

 

[Sapie88]

It's the only way

Barebacking

 

[MikeH72]

Third kit reveal is not 'very special'. I'm ruling that out. We've got the statement of intent!

BOOM!

We all know that, but this is Everton, who are completely out of touch with the fan base and reality

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Heard they picked up one of those IKEA flat-packed stadiums and will be erecting of tonight live at da Docks. Special guest Michael Barrrymore.

 

[bobafro]

The last time they did this... it was Umbro if I recall correctly.