A Special Event

[COYBL25]

Kenwright is going to be ritually sacrificed in Wicker Man style on the site of the new ground.

 

[orly]

Holy Trinity statue of @Sheedy , @moyes cardy and @ggooggooggoo

 

[Duncan Disordely]

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Lukaku signing new contract in 3rd strip

My thinking was Rom and Ross new contracts in 3rd kit.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Sharpie and his mate the panda reunited at finch farm.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Holy Trinity statue of @Sheedy , @moyes cardy and @ggooggooggoo

Martinez, Dennis Lawrence, and Davek

 

[TheSpaniard]

It's probably just some behind the scenes stuff isn't it? How they fail to stock enough chang each game? A live stream of Percy the cleaner doing his nightly round?

 

[sageyefc]

Will the panda be there mate?

Sadly the panda couldn't cope with the mental scars of that days and has since killed himself

 

[blue61]

Pool party and an audience with Michael Barrymore.

 

[Abertonian]

My thinking was Rom and Ross new contracts in 3rd kit.

Would be great if that's what it is, especially with Moshiri's statement yesterday!

 

[blue61]

Sadly the panda couldn't cope with the mental scars of that days and has since killed himself

RIP KFP

 

[MikeH72]

It's gonna be something utterly crap and underwhelming.

This is Everton.

I'm actually proper excited for it now, just so I can laugh my balls off at what it is and observe the reaction

 

[The Blue Watch]

imagine if it was a 3rd kit announcement, with lukaku and barkley new deal and news on a stadium on the docks.

And James.

I'd run out of semen tonight.

 

[sageyefc]

RIP KFP

With harambe now

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Obviously something completely bullocks so let's not all get excited about it eh?