Match Thread AFC Bournemouth v Everton - Waffle, Match Report, MotM Poll and more waffle

[artetatata]

I hope dyche is gone end of the season. The football is appalling week in, week out. I don’t know how anyone can enjoy this.

 

[lungo]

A Manager who hasn't managed to change or improve a single thing during a 3 week break, well apart from the odd slap. It is like the break never happened. We were woeful for most of the half. A proper snooze fest.

Keep Dyche and it will be championship football next season!

 

[Frenk]

I want someone to do our season highlights to the Benny Hill theme tune.

 

[Nyhus]

Pretty dull stuff, eh?

 

[Brigadier2]

Harrison offering nothing, mcneil behind the pace of the game, surrendered the wings with that line up.

 

[Kantareller]

Absolutely abysmal that. No pattern of play, absolutely nothing as usual from the wingers, full backs offering nothing, Doucoure struggling to control a ball and DCL looking grim.

Nothing, absolutely nothing on show there where you can say "yep, there's a plan".

The one positive is that Bournemouth haven't taken advantage of how clueless we are

And it's not like the majority of our world beaters have been away on international duty. Can't believe this is what 3 weeks of preparation looks like.

 

[Thomasc]

 

[steven]

What changes would you make mate?

Nothing on the bench to make any significant change.

Imo the only thing dyche could have done that might have made a difference was going with three centre backs. Played pretty well the times we have used that system this year and was worth a go imo.

 

[mahermi1]

Id be tempted to take off Doucoure for Gomes.

Id also remove Harrison for anyone.

Doucoure looks miles off it atm and the only time I've heard Harrisons name was for a bad foul. Yep bring on Gomes for the Duke and anyone for Harrison. The Harrison at Leeds looks so much better than our version. Everton where players come to die.

 

[Lobworm]

There's no point citing any changes in personnel or formation during halftime because its dyche and it won't happen

It's toilet make no mistake. We look bereft of confidence up top with no idea at all. Doucs had a 1 v 1 on the left side, a brilliant opportunity to get to the line, and instead he passed it back....ffs

 

[gonetomorrow]

I want someone to do our season highlights to the Benny Hill theme tune.

And speed it up so it doesn't last so long.

 

[USABlue]

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Azza]

Small margins.

Little details.

A lot of effort.

Hard work.



All of those phrases will come out of his mouth in the post match interview.

 

[Jacob]

Do these practice shooting in training ever? Genuine question

Judging by the way we play, they dont practice anything. They can hardly control the bleedin ball never mind kicking it towards something.

 

[Simon Buttle]

Id have taken a draw before the game.

We had the better chance with DCL, have Bournemouth really given Pickford a problem? Not for me.

Nah we need to win mate.