Don’t you dare ruin my chocolate-eating, rum-drinking time off work, ya goal-shy bunch of rotters!
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Exactly,, I'm not optimistic at all.1st goal very important in this game. If they score it we lose. If we score it, we probably still lose . They have a lot of quality going forward, but they're not all that at the back. However we can't shoot so who knows. I'm going to go for an optimistic 2-2 draw
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Perhaps I can ring them first for the result to save my troublesMarty McFly's Sporting Almanac Tavern
So why is the first goal very important then?1st goal very important in this game. If they score it we lose. If we score it, we probably still lose . They have a lot of quality going forward, but they're not all that at the back. However we can't shoot so who knows. I'm going to go for an optimistic 2-2 draw
Cannot believe we are playing again.We are back! Isn't it wonderful after 2 full weekends of no Everton on the pitch the great entertainers return.
Need to win a game of footy soon. Be a good time to start here.
Ps. If we don't win this my role as caretaker match preview writer will be no more.
UTFT.
It's the difference between definitely losing and probably losing, that's quite a lot! Until recently we didn't lose if we scored first but we've lost that distinction nowSo why is the first goal very important then?
Cannot believe we are playing again.
I have had three weeks of rest and relaxation.
It will pass…you can almost guarantee it!For a brief moment, I wondered what it would be like to have Everton improve a bank holiday.
Imagine that?
What a fool I was for even contemplating it.