JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
To paraphrase the simpsons ‘Why my good man, he’s the fattest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve just been on safari’ utter pig. He’s had one baklava too many,
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Al Rayyan SC
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Shooting blancs 
Losing finalists twice. It's just not good enough for a team of our stature.
'kin hate that Al Gharafa as well.
Qatari Star Cup Finals -
- 2009: Al-Gharafa SC 5–0 Al Ahli SC
- 2010: Al-Sadd SC 1–0 Umm Salal SC
- 2011–12: Al-Wakrah SC 0–0 (10–9 pen.) Al-Kharitiyath SC
- 2012–13: El Jaish 2–0 Al-Arabi
- 2013–14: Qatar SC 3–2 Al-Sadd SC
- 2017–18: Al-Gharafa SC 3–2 Al-Rayyan SC
- 2018–19: Al-Gharafa SC 1–0 Al-Duhail SC
- 2019–20: Al-Sadd SC 4–0 Al-Arabi.[2]
- 2020–21: Al-Sailiya SC 2–0 Al-Rayyan SC
The history. The prestige. It's hard to match the magic of the QS Cup.
It’s where legends are made
Marius57
Player Valuation: £60m
Those defenders would be battling with Keane for a starting spot here.
Every Gulf League is utter Garbage.
I have watched them all at one point or another since '97 and I have been impressed by ONE Gulf Player who I thought could possibly make it in Europe. (He didn't, he chose comfort here)
The local population have very little interest in the local teams despite the ridiculously cheap tickets. (actually, usually so many sponsors tickets floating around you're an absolute mug for paying.) Ask them who they support and they'll invariably name 3 or 4 large European clubs. They watch local footy as an excuse to get out from under the wives feet and spit sunflower seeds everywhere.
James has dropped a good 2 levels below his Turkish option.
His career is over.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I almost choked on my sunflower seed reading this inflammatory nonsense. I expose you as Laurent Blanc!
Get James on. Sacrifice a calf if need be. Win a game you scoundrel.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Disgusting, my Saturday wife’s feet stink. Of course I want to get away from them. Revolting. I would never have married her but her father has access to the finest sunflower seeds in all Al Rayyan!
Talking of women, any idea how I can smuggle my missus into the ground, without her getting stoned to death ?
I don`t really want her to come, as she should be at home, picking stones out of the Camels hooves and sprucing up the family Bedouin tent, but she wants to see James in the flesh.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I can guess who is your new father.
I hear him shouting, "A thousand lubricants for your mouth!" every morning as I go for my heron shwarma. He too has malodorous feet.
Indeed you are blessed with seeds as much as you are afflicted by foot stench.
Up the fierce!
What do you expect? It’s a Saturday wife! Not the most blessed and beautiful of creatures—-the Wednesday wife.
As my father, very wise man, often told me you can’t spell Saturday wife without “Ew dat”
UP THE RAYYAN!
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Saturday wives are like goats. They feed on the scraps and produce only poor milk enough for a drink when thirsty.
Wednesday wives are fine fattened milk cows feasting on luscious grass so we can drink greedily from their ample udders.
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