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Yarrgh said:
Saturday wives are like goats. They feed on the scraps and produce only poor milk enough for a drink when thirsty.

Wednesday wives are fine fattened milk cows feasting on luscious grass so we can drink greedily from their ample udders.
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If I only had Wednesday wives, I would be a very, very happy man, my friend.
A very happy man
 

JimmyJeffers said:
Unfortunately I have Monday to get through first. I foolishly drank the merchants fig juice and agreed to marry his daughter many moons back. I mean... she’s a good cook but looks like Burt Reynolds.
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I feel your agony brother. But as those poxy Al Saddites foolishly sing about taking your caravan through a sand storm holding head up (you'll suffocate, which would serve them sons of dogs right), they have a point in their lyrics about hope: If we ever make the unholy mistake and let the women drive (Lord forbid), she'll get to the market and back so fast in a Trans Am that her honour is quaranteed to be safe.
 

This raises some questions about our recruiting. I'm all pro-Rodriguez, our rigorous training programme, seen previously in that truly magnificent presentation of the Fierce's Al Finch Wahah, will resuscitate his calf like 72 virgins do resuscitate a martyr in Paradise, Lord willing.

I am just wondering whether those English pig dogs in Al-Everton have conned us like a sunflower seed salesman does in the market when discreetly changing the product from top notch quality to one mixed with camel dung and stench of malodorous feet? I'm putting a conditional fatwa on them 'till this wrong doing has been cleared.
 

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