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ALERT: Pasty Updates

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Cooplands originate from Donnie.

They're sound.

First time I ever went in one I asked for a large sandwich, when they gave me it, I just started laughing, as the their large is basically a loaf cut in half ffs
 
norfolk roast turkey, oak smoked bacon, sage and onion stuffing, red onion chutney

all encased within a beautiful golden toasted pastry with a delicate latticework husk

that's what you're up against when going toe to toe with Greggs festive bake

still fancy your chances ???

didn't think so
 
GrandOldTeam said:
Big news today.

I found myself in a strange shop. It looked like Greggs and Sayers, but it was called "Cooplands".

I strolled up to their counter. There. Central. "Christmas Pasty".

I sneered. I looked for something more familiar. No sausage and bean pasty. Not even a baked bean pasty. The one remaining meat and potato pasty didn't look great. I pondered for a minute, before I could detect annoyance behind me for holding up the queue.

Curiosity got the better of me. "What's in a Christmas Pasty?"

Well, my vocabulary doesn't possess the superlatives to describe just how outrageous this pasty was.

I don't say this lightly.

It destroyed anything Greggs or Sayers have ever produced.

Find this mythical shop called 'Cooplands'. Purchase the 'Christmas Pasty'.

Thank me later.
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What is in this mythical pasty of which you speak?
 

Pat's Van said:
norfolk roast turkey, oak smoked bacon, sage and onion stuffing, red onion chutney

all encased within a beautiful golden toasted pastry with a delicate latticework husk

that's what you're up against when going toe to toe with Greggs festive bake

still fancy your chances ???

didn't think so
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Think that, but better.

Billy Dean said:
What is in this mythical pasty of which you speak?
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'Christmas Pasty'

It lives up to its name.
 
GrandOldTeam said:
Big news today.

I found myself in a strange shop. It looked like Greggs and Sayers, but it was called "Cooplands".

I strolled up to their counter. There. Central. "Christmas Pasty".

I sneered. I looked for something more familiar. No sausage and bean pasty. Not even a baked bean pasty. The one remaining meat and potato pasty didn't look great. I pondered for a minute, before I could detect annoyance behind me for holding up the queue.

Curiosity got the better of me. "What's in a Christmas Pasty?"

Well, my vocabulary doesn't possess the superlatives to describe just how outrageous this pasty was.

I don't say this lightly.

It destroyed anything Greggs or Sayers have ever produced.

Find this mythical shop called 'Cooplands'. Purchase the 'Christmas Pasty'.

Thank me later.
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Do you realise what you're claiming here lad?
 

I think I'm gonna start a campaign to force greggs to make a nut roast pasty.

Otherwise I'll sue them for discrimination and have them shut down.
 
GrandOldTeam said:
That's just it. No hesitation what so ever, it was that good.

It has NOTHING to do with GrandOldTeam being sponsored by Cooplands from January onwards.
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Are you high mate? Seriously like, this is big. You're staking eight years of reputation on this. I hope you have the tools to back it up.

This is essentially like being in town and you running over to Purple Aki and giving him a full on slap in the middle of Church Street.

Back it up man.
 

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