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ALERT: Pasty Updates

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According to their website, the nearest Cooplands to Liverpool is 55.2 miles away in Bradford. Wonder if they deliver :oops:
 

Big news today.

I found myself in a strange shop. It looked like Greggs and Sayers, but it was called "Cooplands".

I strolled up to their counter. There. Central. "Christmas Pasty".

I sneered. I looked for something more familiar. No sausage and bean pasty. Not even a baked bean pasty. The one remaining meat and potato pasty didn't look great. I pondered for a minute, before I could detect annoyance behind me for holding up the queue.

Curiosity got the better of me. "What's in a Christmas Pasty?"

Well, my vocabulary doesn't possess the superlatives to describe just how outrageous this pasty was.

I don't say this lightly.

It destroyed anything Greggs or Sayers have ever produced.

Find this mythical shop called 'Cooplands'. Purchase the 'Christmas Pasty'.

Thank me later.
Where?

WHERE FFS????
 
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This is an old photo, I can't even recall where I saw it now ffs
 

A Wife.......
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.............
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. love you.
He replied.......”Am having a s#!t. Please advise.”
 
I just had an empanada down at Lola's. It was boss - Latin Beef. Noms. With Mexican street corn and a nice local beer.

All the best with your pasties there lids. Tried a Gregg's but it was no Lola's mate.

Haven't seen Goat on this thread. What's that about, FFS.
 

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