2020/21 Alex Iwobi

[Dublin blue 75]

I see he’s made a holiday highlights video as he was unable to make a video of his highlights from last season as he was utter crap.

Yes. It's as pointless as his on field output. Nonsense.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Definitely one of the worst signings we’ve made in the last decade. Up there with Tosun, Sandro, Bolasie and Delph for me. Probably my top 5 that.

 

[Terrarian]

Definitely one of the worst signings we’ve made in the last decade. Up there with Tosun, Sandro, Bolasie and Delph for me. Probably my top 5 that.

Almost £90m for those 3(iwobi)we are a basket case.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Definitely one of the worst signings we’ve made in the last decade. Up there with Tosun, Sandro, Bolasie and Delph for me. Probably my top 5 that.

Sandro was a kid worth a punt on imo, swap him with Klaasen and you’ve got one hell of a lot of money wasted!

 

[Caolam]

I was thinking of sticking a bid in for him, I have £150 burning a hole in my pocket. He could cut the grass for me. It would just be over 4/5 months of the year, probably a couple of hours twice a month max but I’m not sure he would be up for the extra workload.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Wonder what Rafael will do with him?

Could be interesting to watch. If he'll make arsey Instagram posts aimed at nice guy Carlo, can see him really cry arsing when misery arse Rafael does something he dislikes. Two equally hard to love combatants, right there.

 

[windymiller]

I was thinking of sticking a bid in for him, I have £150 burning a hole in my pocket. He could cut the grass for me. It would just be over 4/5 months of the year, probably a couple of hours twice a month max but I’m not sure he would be up for the extra workload.

He'd take the lawnmower into the corner of the garden, lose control of it then fall over. Save your £150.

 

[windymiller]

Wonder what Rafael will do with him?

Could be interesting to watch. If he'll make arsey Instagram posts aimed at nice guy Carlo, can see him really cry arsing when misery arse Rafael does something he dislikes. Two equally hard to love combatants, right there.

He'll play him every game, I reckon, and tell everyone he's the new Jonjo Shelvey. Just to spite us.

 

[HTCHERO]

I got excited thinking he'd left. Truly awful player!

 

[Thetigerblue]

Sandro was a kid worth a punt on imo, swap him with Klaasen and you’ve got one hell of a lot of money wasted!

That’s, what, North of £100M?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

He'll play him every game, I reckon, and tell everyone he's the new Jonjo Shelvey. Just to spite us.

You know, I've got this feeling he'll either proper kick him as far from the Club as possible (or try) or do something utterly mad like making him the fulcrum of the team.

Nothing feels real anymore.

 

[windymiller]

You know, I've got this feeling he'll either proper kick him as far from the Club as possible (or try) or do something utterly mad like making him the fulcrum of the team.

Nothing feels real anymore.

This is the most Everton time to be an Everton fan. Everton that.

 

[Runub]

You know, I've got this feeling he'll either proper kick him as far from the Club as possible (or try) or do something utterly mad like making him the fulcrum of the team.

Nothing feels real anymore.

You might me on to something there....Make him Captain and promise to play him every game, fitness allowing, and that may draw out the Messi-esque qualities that are lurking within

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

You might me on to something there....Make him Captain and promise to play him every game, fitness allowing, and that may draw out the Messi-esque qualities that are lurking within

FAHCTS

 

[Zatara]

Now Palace have signed Olise we can take them off the list as im sure he and Eze get in the side before Iwobi.

No idea who would even want him.