Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
Whosoever identified him, recruited him, should be sacked first. It's one of the worst rip offs I have ever seen, 30 m ffs. Would be lucky to get anything for him even knowing he is just 25. He runs and tackles like a 35 year old man.
His age is probably our only saving grace for possibly getting even close to eight figures for him. However given the current market and considering we got Demarai Gray for under two milion, thinking we might even get close to ten for Iwobi is probably absurd. We should try to flog him off to Newcastle in January when they get hold of their blood money. They'll be desperate for new recruits in any shape or form to stay up.