Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
At least Turpin wore a mask.....
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You all had hard ons for Andy Johnson because he ran around a lot.
You all still fap over James Rodriguez, even though most of his passes were dismal.
You all love James Garner despite him being totally ineffective when played out of position.
There's a lot I don't understand about Evertonians.
As long as one of them can play CB and is not Keane then I'm good.Honestly dont care if we spend the Iwobi money on hookers and coke, as long as I never have to watch him play for us again im more than happy.
His little simple through ball for Richys goal at the pit. Is something Alex iwobi would mess up 99 times out of 100.That reminds me kids...dont do crack!
£28m + add ons. if the add ons were success based its £28mThis is heaven.. when played in his correct role - which no one has a clue about even king Carlo couldn't work that out he was great. Let's face it just not an Everton type player. Didn't we get him for 35?? Not a huge loss so happy days