Never alters every season - we need the Catt done & dusted in a day .......with opposition to contend with ......
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SpongeBob brown shoes
Player Valuation: £40m
I reckon they just love buzzing off Evertonians losing their shizzle
billytoffee
Player Valuation: £20m
Contract Dave has the new players sign any contracts with a finely crafted Quill made from a feather of an Albino Dodo - the nib has just snapped so nipping down to WH Smiths to see if he can get a new one - stay patient - imminent!!
toffeeblue9
Player Valuation: £35m
Most teams are the same - look how long the Havertz deal has been going on.
Its because we put so much scrutiny into them, from initial whispers to plane spotting until they sign. Seems like ages but in reality probably not long at all.
From what I've been told from the voices beyond the grave and within the marketing department is that all the shirts to do his pics have Alan on the back instead of Allan. Carlo tried to tipex an extra l but it looked stupid so they're waiting on the club shop to print 3 new kits out.
The Famous Everton Medical 
ValBlue
Player Valuation: £20m
I’ve developed a mild addiction to tracking private jets after Operation Allan
Yeah. It just seemed like transfers appeared out of thin air in the old days because we weren’t all on flight tracker and Twitter 24/7.
Not that I have a problem with either!
BornBlue76
Player Valuation: £35m
The Famous Everton Medical
It used to be properly squeaky bum time.. Sean Davis , Leroy Fer, Fossell? sure there were others
This is obviously all done bar the announcement
Suspect they’re a bit busy with a few transfers being done at once. They’ll get round to it
Suspect they’re a bit busy with a few transfers being done at once. They’ll get round to it
Jim Hopper
Player Valuation: £40m
The Famous Everton Medical
I always imagine the Everton medicals are done like the courses on Takeshi’s Castle.
Bit of a queue down the corridor to be fair.
Can’t take our fans you know.
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