Confirmed Signing Allan

[coollino]

He needs to watch the 'Welcome to Everton' video but Leon 'Ossie' Osman thought was be a laugh to tape Phil 'P-Nev' Neville singing 'Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)' over it!

Oh how they laughed.

 

[MikeH72]

"Check out our winning 5-a-side team."

Be some reveal that.

Hummel want the keeper kit to get an airing alongside the others in the same video as well. Plus Kenwright has one eye on electricity bills and the camera crew and editing staff are agency hired so have to minimise wage costs.

 

[coollino]

"Check out our winning 5-a-side team."

Be some reveal that.

Could be worth waiting for Bainesy to get his coaching badges to manage this 5 a side team? a 6 man reveal.

 

[Mashtray]

The Famous Everton Medical

Toughest around, it includes a rorschart inkblot administered by a unlicensed professional.

 

[14_dollars]

I picture them all lined up, keks down by their ankles and all told to cough

*lashes peperami in the bin

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Possibly trying to decide if all three are announced in one massive media release or to space them out as individual releases.

I can't decide which I prefer.

All 3 zip wiring down from the Top Balc in their Everton ballies.... that's what I want.

 

[DanB90]

No announcement yet? Poor efc12evans has broke the A L and N keys on his laptop.

 

[Gilbert..]

Possibly trying to decide if all three are announced in one massive media release or to space them out as individual releases.

I can't decide which I prefer.

I still remember we did one with tony cottee pat nevin stuart mcall and neil mcdonald. Was back in the day a massive outlay of cash for 4 new signings. Total outlay i think was around 5m. 5m haha.

 

[Harryflashman]

He needs to watch the 'Welcome to Everton' video but Leon 'Ossie' Osman thought was be a laugh to tape Phil 'P-Nev' Neville singing 'Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)' over it!

Oh how they laughed.

I genuinely relieved you qualified the end of that first paragraph, wasn’t a pleasant image

 

[tim gabbott]

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[Charro]

Why do Everton take so long to complete or announce transfers? Painful....

They take aslong as anyone else.

It just seems that long because our fans can’t hold their water on anything and have to stalk the fellas for days, to the point where we’ll know when they’re having a dump.

 

[Goat]

They take aslong as anyone else.

It just seems that long because our fans can’t hold their water on anything and have to stalk the fellas for days, to the point where we’ll know when they’re having a dump.

The Napoli chairman has confirmed the deal is done, but people still go mental.

lol lol lol

 

[MikeH72]

Late bid from Spurs.

 

[ValBlue]

Late bid from Spurs.

Nah, hear they’ve put a late bid in for Doucouré instead

 

[ajo18]

Rumours floating around that it'll be a 6pm announcement...