Confirmed Signing Allan

[Bullens Rd]

I hope one of the conditions he demands to join us is that Tom Davies is sold before he signs a contract with us.

 

[davids]

Got to think this transfer is a goer mate.

Ravanelli

 

[navidson]

Plenty of time for a CL team to realise they need a combative midfielder and kibosh the deal

 

[bitter-no-better]

Plenty of time for a CL team to realise they need a combative midfielder and kibosh the deal

They already have. Atletico. But It’s Ancelotti who is attracting Allan to our club.

 

[mos6141]

sounds like its close

 

[Arteta10]

I love the way he wears his kecks up to his tits

 

[ForeverBlue92]

sounds like its close

Like a woman close to orgasm a nearing Everton transfer has a certain chime to it would you agree no?

 

[Bullens Rd]

Furthermore, I hope another of his demands is that Carlo and Carlo only decides on who we sign after he signs his contract. Get in.

 

[witchdoc187]

Like a woman close to orgasm a nearing Everton transfer has a certain chime to it would you agree no?

Women can have orgasms??? Wtf???

 

[orly]

Women can have orgasms??? Wtf???

That qualifies as a rumour






Index.

 

[AmericasToffee]

That qualifies as a rumour






Index.

Just like the g area. Fake news.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

That qualifies as a rumour






Index.

I think this is one of Keith Azuls

 

[Bluewolf]

Just like the g area. Fake news.

Nah, that's real. I hit it once although I was trying to knock the b1tch out...that was after she got possessed by a demon and tried to stab me in my Achilles with a pencil. Just after I'd given her that nice necklace too...I may be remembering the living dead movie there tbh.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I love the way he wears his kecks up to his tits

Wears his sock lovely as well....big thing for me the socks.

 

[paulbefc]

You boys are dreaming if you think it will be anything less than a couple of weeks. If it happens, as always with Everton the process will be as follows

- News will start breaking in Italy that we’ve agreed a fee, all with different prices

- Nothing for a day or so, then Romano will come out with #HereWeGo and that we’ve agreed a fe

- All the Italian journos will start talking about him flying over

- English press will come out with Breaking News that we’re in talks with Napoli for him

- He’ll have medical, @Tofeenut will tell us all he’s just walked past him

- Myers will tell us he hasn’t heard of any interest in Allan (''that doesn’t mean there isn’t any!!'' he'll say)

- Italian press will announce deal done

- Everton finally announce Allan, sending GOT in to raptures

- the Echo will confirm we’re mulling over a move, but won’t be able to do anything without selling players first

And at some point during this process, someone will dust off the grainy photo of Gueye doing his new signing photoshoot.