Am I Bryan Oviedo?

[Essex Blue]

Oh no, I'm engrossed with our sensitive prostitute user.

Could you describe what would have been your ideal experience?

Don't know mate. It was my first time and didn't know what to expect. I suppose I would have expected her minge to be shaved, for her to get her jugs out, and for her not to make it so obvious that she was a prostitute through calling me "My darling" within 30 seconds of meeting each other.

 

[Pat's Van]

the ones in Hamburg's reeperbahn would be more your cup of tea mate

usually about 50 euros all in, and will normally include a free beer too

 

[Bungle]

Not entirely sure where Bar O is, but yeah it was in Soho, LOL.

Have you been with this ho?

Haha there's every chance my mates have been. It's like the scene in taken when he finds all those women being sex trafficked in a porta cabin, down an alley opposite Bar O and up the stairs

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Don't know mate. It was my first time and didn't know what to expect. I suppose I would have expected her minge to be shaved, for her to get her jugs out, and for her not to make it so obvious that she was a prostitute through calling me "My darling" within 30 seconds of meeting each other.

That's just being picky! Ah come now, you must have had some semblance of expectation? It's like your first footie game or pint, you kind of try to picture what ir'll be like in yer head, no?

 

[Pat's Van]

Haha there's every chance my mates have been. It's like the scene in taken when he finds all those women being sex trafficked in a porta cabin, down an alley opposite Bar O and up the stairs

haha imagining a que of little horny ewoks in Soho

 

[Bungle]

haha imagining a que of little horny ewoks in Soho

We shaved for the occasion, she did not the scruff bag

 

[Arteta2391]

I'm glad I've had a relatively positive effect on this thread

about to joga bonito

 

[Joao Moutinho]

I have questions:

- Why are you posting that top picture again?
- Why is there two of that second picture?
- Why don't you have proper football goals?

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Hi Bryan xxx

 

[Allezfan]

Was he always this mad, or has he just outed himself as a lunatic with this thread?

 

[Pat's Van]

what's your secret to success with the ladies Bryzel old chum ?

 

[Bungle]

The guy almost out of shot on the right looks like he's calling you a wan*er mate, did you chin him?

 

[Arteta2391]

women are interchangeable and some keep me coming back for more

vs.

vs.

vs.

they all win.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

women are interchangeable and some keep me coming back for more

is that your sister?

 

[Bungle]

Some amazing photobombing you've been up to there mate, I think I'm in love with you