Am I Bryan Oviedo?

[Essex Blue]

Did she let you kiss her and that like??

Can't remember, I don't think so.

 

[steken1]

Can't remember, I don't think so.

You must have, surely?? She might have been upset you never kissed her.

 

[chicoazul]

Can't remember, I don't think so.

Did you try and make it good for her even though it should all be about you? It's a hard habit to break eh?

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Arteta2391, have you ever used a prozzie?

 

[Azzurri]

Nah, but you didn't hear how she said her words, there was no feeling in them whatsoever, made me feel grim, and as if I was being used.

Hahahahahahaha erm...

 

[Dom1878]

Love this thread

 

[royalblue66]

I'm no expert in brasses but that seems awfully cheap?

Did you get change as well like.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

£80 quid for an East European shag in London and you're complaining she used the words "my darling" too much.

Just be grateful her pimps didn't come in, beat you up and steal your sat nav.

Cause thats what they do. I heard.

 

[bluemangroup]

Can't remember, I don't think so.

Did you feel you where a generous lover?

 

[Bungle]

Nah, no guilt, but I did feel dirty like, and like I had been used.

Cranberry Juice mate, and lots of it.

 

[chicoazul]

Did you play with her clit mate?

 

[Essex Blue]

The price kept on going up as the interaction took place. She kept on saying how I could blert in her mouth for an extra 30 quid, I lied and said I had no more cash and she was like "There's a cash machine around the corner" but I already wanted to leave by that point. She didn't even take her top off, I was going to ask her to do that, but I think she would have demanded an extra 30 quid or something like that.

It was grim and something I won't be doing again.

 

[bluemangroup]

Did you play with her clit mate?

Chico, can you lick a girl out or do they have to do the splits to accommodate your massive swede?

 

[steken1]

The price kept on going up as the interaction took place. She kept on saying how I can blert in her mouth for an extra 30 quid, I lied and said I had no more cash and she was like "There's a cash machine around the corner" but I already wanted to leave by that point. She didn't even take her top off, I was going to ask her to do that, but I think she would have demanded an extra 30 quid or something like that.

It was grim and something I won't be doing again.

30 quid to blert in her kite. Thieving bitch. You think that'd be all in for 80 notes like. No wonder you felt cheated.

 

[chicoazul]

Chico, can you lick a girl out or do they have to do the splits to accommodate your massive swede?

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