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Artetafan said:
As someone with more interest in various sexual habits then is really healthy, I think there's three reasons why you would enjoy it 1) you're proper into poly relationships, as in you put yourself about and they do too, in which case you don't fell jealousy and you view them getting an orgasm from someone else with the same vague happiness as you would if they got a promotion or had a fun time visiting their mother. Without sexual jealousy, you're just happy they had a good time.

2) you're a voyeur and you get off on watching sexual acts more than participating in them.

3) you're a masochist and you get off from feeling emotional pain. I know in some very hardcore BDSM slave/master relationships it's not uncommon for the sub to be denied sex and be forced to witness the dom shagging someone in front of them.
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I just find loads of old men meeting in a shady park wanking over some ropey bird hilarious mate. Life experience.
 
Artetafan said:
I meant enjoying the stripper thing, not the dogging

I thought the reason's people enjoy that were self explanatory.
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Oh right. Then I shall send a bird out to suck someone off post haste and report back on my emotions immediately!
 

I used a prozzie once, and it was the worst sexual experience of my entire life.

She kept on calling me "My darling" in this absolutely hanging Eastern European accent. It put me off so much, because her words just did not correlate to her emotions or the situation in hand.

I'm not your ****ing darling, you stupid ****ing ho, so stop drawing attention to the fact that you are acting, and that you have absolutely no feelings for me whatsoever. I know they are supposed to provide a girlfriend experience, but her repetitive us of the words "My darling" did the exact opposite, it drew attention to the fact that she was an acting whore and not a girlfriend.

Put me off prozzies for life that did.
 

Essex Blue said:
I used a prozzie once, and it was the worst sexual experience of my entire life.

She kept on calling me "My darling" in this absolutely hanging Eastern European accent. It put me off so much, because her words just did not correlate to her emotions or the situation in hand.

I'm not your ****ing darling, you stupid ****ing ho, so stop drawing attention to the fact that you are acting, and that you have absolutely no feelings for me whatsoever. I know they are supposed to provide a girlfriend experience, but her repetitive us of the words "My darling" did the exact opposite, it drew attention to the fact that she was an acting whore and not a girlfriend.

Put me off prozzies for life that did.
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How much did you pay, where and when?
 
Essex Blue said:
I used a prozzie once, and it was the worst sexual experience of my entire life.

She kept on calling me "My darling" in this absolutely hanging Eastern European accent. It put me off so much, because her words just did not correlate to her emotions or the situation in hand.

I'm not your ****ing darling, you stupid ****ing ho, so stop drawing attention to the fact that you are acting, and that you have absolutely no feelings for me whatsoever. I know they are supposed to provide a girlfriend experience, but her repetitive us of the words "My darling" did the exact opposite, it drew attention to the fact that she was an acting whore and not a girlfriend.

Put me off prozzies for life that did.
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Is this a case for or against immigration then?
 
Essex Blue said:
I used a prozzie once, and it was the worst sexual experience of my entire life.

She kept on calling me "My darling" in this absolutely hanging Eastern European accent. It put me off so much, because her words just did not correlate to her emotions or the situation in hand.

I'm not your ****ing darling, you stupid ****ing ho, so stop drawing attention to the fact that you are acting, and that you have absolutely no feelings for me whatsoever. I know they are supposed to provide a girlfriend experience, but her repetitive us of the words "My darling" did the exact opposite, it drew attention to the fact that she was an acting whore and not a girlfriend.

Put me off prozzies for life that did.
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Invest in a ball gag, problem solved.
 
Essex Blue said:
I used a prozzie once, and it was the worst sexual experience of my entire life.

She kept on calling me "My darling" in this absolutely hanging Eastern European accent. It put me off so much, because her words just did not correlate to her emotions or the situation in hand.

I'm not your ****ing darling, you stupid ****ing ho, so stop drawing attention to the fact that you are acting, and that you have absolutely no feelings for me whatsoever. I know they are supposed to provide a girlfriend experience, but her repetitive us of the words "My darling" did the exact opposite, it drew attention to the fact that she was an acting whore and not a girlfriend.

Put me off prozzies for life that did.
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Did you wanna call her babe and spoon mate?
 

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