Am I Bryan Oviedo?

[Allezfan]

I think it's slightly two faced of any lad to get angry at their girl for noshing off a stripper. I mean, we all do brass don't we?

Only ijjy I think. The rest of us are far too moral to cheat.

 

[steken1]

Some blokes love that sort of thing though don't they?

Watching yer bird sucking someone else's chopper?? Not my cup of tea like.

 

[Allezfan]

Watching yer bird sucking someone else's chopper?? Not my cup of tea like.

Swingers and that?

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Watching yer bird sucking someone else's chopper?? Not my cup of tea like.

No mine neither but there are some strange folk out there.

 

[steken1]

I think it's slightly two faced of any lad to get angry at their girl for noshing off a stripper. I mean, we all do brass don't we?

Outrageous allegation.

 

[chicoazul]

Outrageous allegation.

But no denial sir.

 

[steken1]

Swingers and that?

Oh yeah bit different from she noshed the stripper at a hen do that though.

I've been meaning to go dogging for a bit me. Amuses me. I just need to find a bird with low enough self-esteem and a mucky mind.

 

[steken1]

But no denial sir.

I have not had sex with a brass
This week

 

[chicoazul]

I have not had sex with a brass
This week

Did I not see you coming out of Mrs Goat's only this Wednesday good sir?

That counts you know.

 

[bluemangroup]

Did I not see you coming out of Mrs Goat's only this Wednesday good sir?

That counts you know.

Not if she's paying him.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Where did you get some of these girls? Under a bridge?

Hahaha, I was thinking the same.
Rough lasses they are.

 

[steken1]

Did I not see you coming out of Mrs Goat's only this Wednesday good sir?

That counts you know.

A load of pasties fell off the back of a wagon. She got in touch.

 

[Allezfan]

Oh yeah bit different from she noshed the stripper at a hen do that though.

I've been meaning to go dogging for a bit me. Amuses me. I just need to find a bird with low enough self-esteem and a mucky mind.

As someone with more interest in various sexual habits then is really healthy, I think there's three reasons why you would enjoy it 1) you're proper into poly relationships, as in you put yourself about and they do too, in which case you don't fell jealousy and you view them getting an orgasm from someone else with the same vague happiness as you would if they got a promotion or had a fun time visiting their mother. Without sexual jealousy, you're just happy they had a good time.

2) you're a voyeur and you get off on watching sexual acts more than participating in them.

3) you're a masochist and you get off from feeling emotional pain. I know in some very hardcore BDSM slave/master relationships it's not uncommon for the sub to be denied sex and be forced to witness the dom shagging someone in front of them.

 

[Pat's Van]

has anyone on here actually noshed off a stripper ?

 

[bluemangroup]

Oh yeah bit different from she noshed the stripper at a hen do that though.

I've been meaning to go dogging for a bit me. Amuses me. I just need to find a bird with low enough self-esteem and a mucky mind.

Given your preference for birds like those from The Valleys, you are definitely looking in the right places.