Am I Bryan Oviedo?

[Joao Moutinho]

This thread now has everything.

Well, except cheese on toast.

 

[bluemangroup]

This thread now has everything.

Well, except cheese on toast.

Maybe a bit more politics too.

 

[Essex Blue]

How much did you pay, where and when?

Was in London, ended up costing about 80 quid altogether. Then she had the cheek to ask for a fiver for one solitary condom. I almost kicked off about that but thought better of it and gave her the fiver.

 

[chicoazul]

Was in London, ended up costing about 80 quid altogether. Then she had the cheek to ask for a fiver for one solitary condom. I almost kicked off about that but thought better of it and gave her the fiver.

Did you feel the guilt afterwards mate?

 

[steken1]

Was in London, ended up costing about 80 quid altogether. Then she had the cheek to ask for a fiver for one solitary condom. I almost kicked off about that but thought better of it and gave her the fiver.

You got extra's didn't ya. You utter fiend!!!

 

[Essex Blue]

Did you wanna call her babe and spoon mate?

Nah, but you didn't hear how she said her words, there was no feeling in them whatsoever, made me feel grim, and as if I was being used.

 

[bluemangroup]

Nah, but you didn't hear how she said her words, there was no feeling in them whatsoever, made me feel grim, and as if I was being used.

Errmmmm....???

 

[chicoazul]

What was her foof like?

 

[steken1]

Nah, but you didn't hear how she said her words, there was no feeling in them whatsoever, made me feel grim, and as if I was being used.

I can see how you could feel that way after paying her for sex mate. They're just like machines aren't they???

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Was in London, ended up costing about 80 quid altogether. Then she had the cheek to ask for a fiver for one solitary condom. I almost kicked off about that but thought better of it and gave her the fiver.

I'm no expert in brasses but that seems awfully cheap?

 

[Essex Blue]

Did you feel the guilt afterwards mate?

Nah, no guilt, but I did feel dirty like, and like I had been used.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Nah, but you didn't hear how she said her words, there was no feeling in them whatsoever, made me feel grim, and as if I was being used.

There's an irony in there somewhere.

 

[steken1]

Nah, no guilt, but I did feel dirty like, and like I had been used.

Did she let you kiss her and that like??

 

[Essex Blue]

What was her foof like?

It was grim to be honest, wasn't even shaven.

 

[bluemangroup]

Nah, no guilt, but I did feel dirty like, and like I had been used.

You should have ordered the deluxe package if you wanted to feel special.