Asked a Barca fan on twitter about him...
Genuine response:
"He's shi*e bro, hard to put it into words but to make it easier for you, have you seen a cerebral palsy patient kicking some footy? If yes, then that's probably Gomes"
A Barca fan on twitter? you’ve probably spoken to Chad from Detroit.
Also that last bit is peak bellend. Not funny in the slightest.