Andre Ayew

[helpimonfire]

Forest interested too...thank god for that.

Run Forest! Run!

"Stupid is as stupid does."

 

[Runub]

If we lose out on Andre Ayew to Forest I don't think we'll ever see a more peak Everton moment

Absolute rock bottom ?‍

 

[billyblue80]

We are the ultimate banter club.

 

[The Blue Watch]

To be fair Dyche probably asked the board to get a player in who’s hungry, and the board have delivered

 

[Petit]

hearing 1.5 year contract with option of another year, 80k p/w which for a proven premier league striker is fairly decent business! fair play to the board at last

Hasn’t payed in premier league for years and is 33 and overweight. F off Everton,

 

[lancs blue]

Medical consists of one thing

Touch yer toes

I can't mate cos of me beer belly

Don't worry Sean is an heavy drinker too or soon he will be

 

[Duncan’s Pigeon Loft]

Rondon II

 

[billyblue80]

We sold Richy and Gordon for a combined 100m and brought in Mcneil, Maupay and Andre Ayew. Absolutely insane.

 

[billyblue80]

This club spit in our face over and over...logs off.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

To be fair Dyche probably asked the board to get a player in who’s hungry, and the board have delivered

ha ha brilliant

 

[brooklyn blue]

Surely Cannon off the bench would have been a better option..

 

[Khalekan]

*shakes head*

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Nil Satis ey

 

[Charlie Sweet]

This can't be serious

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Another gem uncovered by Thelwell, he’s worth his weight in gold this fella.