Andre Ayew

[slipstream86]

One good left foot strike on 0:45 and a decent near post header at 3:05. The rest absolutely woeful defending/goalkeeping or a penalty.

 

[Quadvod]

It’s actually quite funny - even accounting for the utter incompetence of this board I didn’t think we’d end scrabbling around for Andre ayew having signed the sum total of nobody.

Anyone remember the film brewsters millions - guy had to spend something like £30m and have no assets remaining at the end - must have been moshiri’s guiding template.

 

[patvandenhowdareyou]

Surely can't be true, remember speaking to some Swansea fans a while back who were keen to get shut. Plagued with a bad back and dodgy hamstrings and a love for fried chicken, but loving the 80k a week in his contract at the time. They used to love him, but apparantly ended up running around like a slower Boris Johnson in that Soccer Aid match. Grim days

 

[Johnnytotal]

A ewe would have been preferable.

I'd take an F

 

[bitter-no-better]

Come back Salomon, all is forgiven.

 

[jerseytoffee]

One good left foot strike on 0:45 and a decent near post header at 3:05. The rest absolutely woeful defending/goalkeeping or a penalty.

? I think it's some of the worst defending/goalkeeping I've seen on a highlights video

 

[Eggs]

….he won’t get past the ‘B’ of the ‘Beep Test’.

 

[LocalNative]

Surely can't be true, remember speaking to some Swansea fans a while back who were keen to get shut. Plagued with a bad back and dodgy hamstrings and a love for fried chicken, but loving the 80k a week in his contract at the time. They used to love him, but apparantly ended up running around like a slower Boris Johnson in that Soccer Aid match. Grim days

Tbf he has 31 goals in 82 games for them in the Championship. Missed just 9 league games over two years.

 

[Goat]

This fella chats wham.

 

[Runub]

So this is the replacement for Gordon. Good business

 

[The Blue Watch]

We sold Richy and Gordon for a combined 100m and brought in Mcneil, Maupay and Andre Ayew. Absolutely insane.

2 men out, 3 and a half in. Solid business.

 

[slipstream86]

? I think it's some of the worst defending/goalkeeping I've seen on a highlights video

1:54 is absolutely comical. About 6 defenders standing still in a ring like Stonehenge

 

[witchdoc187]

Christ it gets worse

 

[LocalNative]

This fella chats wham.

Same lad that said Sulemana wanted to join us yesterday

 

[Clarky cat]

Welcome Andre, the canteen is that way.