I absolutely despise this club, even when they aren’t playing.
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dixiesdisciple
Player Valuation: £5m
CAZOOlties
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Not including the anke injury the bloke always seems to pick up knocks.
We really need to stop signing players made of jam.
We really need to stop signing players made of jam.
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
According to Transfermarkt he's had one injury at Everton apart from the ankle. Albeit one that kept him out of contention until October when he made his debut against Palace.
mkrudden
Player Valuation: £40m
I'll give you your due mate, you're relentless.
What do you do for a living may I ask? Some sort of lobbyist?
Takes pics of birds if I remember correctly.
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Cant be having that - he must have been subbed off tons of times with knocks and niggles.
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Photographer lad lol
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
This I dont dispute, hes been subbed off a few times. I remember he was subbed at palace start of this season when his foot got stamped on. But apparently none of them have caused him to miss the next game.
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!! 
firefighterblue
Player Valuation: £20m
He had over 2 months off when he first arrived
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
A minor injury for us would be an amputation.
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