Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

[BlueWool85]

 

[sageyefc]

I'm just doing this till the window shuts

Perving on women doing yoga poses?

 

[stevietoffee]

If you haven't already worked out by now that sky sources are utter balls then you should probably turn your TV off until the end of the window. Wait. And. See.

"sky sources, we understand everton have made a bid for Birmingham keeper jack butland, lets cross live to there manager lee clark. Lee we understand everton have made a bid can you tell us more, clark = errrr no they haven't we haven't recieved any bids"

 

[catcherintherye]

I imagine this has still got legs in it. It seems like it's all a game of bluff and counter bluff. It appears that the Ukrainian owner keeps moving the game posts.

If we feign to walk away and look at other targets, we can then return a couple of days later hopefully having gotten the owner to re assess his price.

I don't really believe the Bernard link is anything other than an attempt to pressure Kiev. He is far too left field to just be plucked out of thin air, and too much of a coincidence he is in the same league.

 

[deipnosophist]

Perving on women doing yoga poses?

I've seen sexier yoga pants...

 

[ijjysmith]

Agree, and yet some interpret it as he's leaving.

If anything you could read it the other way. I swear I heard laughing when they said Everton.

 

[toffeestillidie]

I would be plenty made up if we signed Bernard, he looked great in the world cup and he seems like a very exciting player, like a more polished Deulofeu. I doubt it will happen though, I'm guessing they just chucked the name out of another player in Ukraine.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I'm just doing this till the window shuts

Is that the Russian alphabet in human form?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Perving on women doing yoga poses?

Some of those positions they get into (specially in those tight kecks they wear) I could only dream of my other half getting into.

 

[sageyefc]

I imagine this has still got legs in it. It seems like it's all a game of bluff and counter bluff. It appears that the Ukrainian owner keeps moving the game posts.

If we feign to walk away and look at other targets, we can then return a couple of days later hopefully having gotten the owner to re assess his price.

I don't really believe the Bernard link is anything other than an attempt to pressure Kiev. He is far too left field to just be plucked out of thin air, and too much of a coincidence he is in the same league.

You don't try to call bluff with a billionaire who really isn't arsed by these antics

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

If anything you could read it the other way. I swear I heard laughing when they said Everton.

I put it that maybe he was just that cheesed off with getting asked the same question all the time about moving to us, I was told I was wrong though.

 

[wikofootball]

Its a coded message it's still on ..we hope

 

[sageyefc]

Some of those positions they get into (specially in those tight kecks they wear) I could only dream of my other half getting into.

Pay for a brass to do it

 

[Jamo Martinez]

typical everton, sign a fancy brazilian....and hes called BERNARD

next up, the spanish superstar - CLIVE

Haha. I remember thinking in the last WC that Brazil had Bernard, Fred and Jo and they sounded like 3 plummers from Wallasey more than Brazilian footballers.

 

[deipnosophist]

Is that the Russian alphabet in human form?

lol...excellent!