2022/23 Andros Townsend

[Goat]

Back to football, is he still being paid by Everton?

Of course he is mate

 

[Moomin]

Lad is so dedicated he is scouting players for us on his time off.

 

[Cool_Blue]

Lad is so dedicated he is scouting players for us on his time off.

when tournaments such as this come around, it makes you realise just how many decent, unknown players there are out there. I’ve seen dozens who would walk into our first XI.

 

[Rita_Poon]

when tournaments such as this come around, it makes you realise just how many decent, unknown players there are out there. I’ve seen dozens who would walk into our first XI.

If you look even harder theres a set that'd walk right through em...

 

[blulouie]

Lad is so dedicated he is scouting players for us on his time off.

Hope he's tapped up that lad for Argentina Enzo Fernández.
Looks a good player for the future.

Scrap that he's not long gone to Benfica & they always want Top Dollar.

 

[Zatara]

Apparently lost his mind over roadworks blocking access to his home.

Seems reasonable but the police were called.

 

[maccavennie]

Apparently lost his mind over roadworks blocking access to his home.

Seems reasonable but the police were called.

We've all been there mate, I remember when a traffic cone was put on my heli-pad and I had to land on the roof of my mansion instead of in my usual spec. I was absolutely fewmin with Tarquin-Cuthbert Cheshire Council

 

[Cels]

Apparently lost his mind over roadworks blocking access to his home.

Seems reasonable but the police were called.

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PREM star Andros Townsend is being investigated by police after allegedly smashing through roadworks screaming: “I need to get to my f***g house.”

The Everton player hit a manned tarmac spreader after being told he could not drive to his property because the street was being resurfaced, it was claimed.

 

[helpimonfire]

I’ve seen dozens who would walk into our first XI.

I would walk into our first 11. Walk and still be faster than some of them.

 

[Zatara]

We've all been there mate, I remember when a traffic cone was put on my heli-pad and I had to land on the roof of my mansion instead of in my usual spec. I was absolutely fewmin with Tarquin-Cuthbert Cheshire Council

As the helicopter descended the cone would have gone flying and possibly caused injury to an unsuspecting member of the public.

Yours was a noble gesture.

 

[Swartzy]

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PREM star Andros Townsend is being investigated by police after allegedly smashing through roadworks screaming: “I need to get to my f***g house.”

The Everton player hit a manned tarmac spreader after being told he could not drive to his property because the street was being resurfaced, it was claimed.

Some of our players could definitely learn a thing or 2 from this lad !!

Hurry up back Andros. We need to see this kind of attitude on our Hallowed 'Resurfaced' Turf

 

[4737carlin]

Dont mess with Andros

 

[degsy]

Some of our players could definitely learn a thing or 2 from this lad !!

Hurry up back Andros. We need to see this kind of attitude on our Hallowed 'Resurfaced' Turf

Be like a new signjng

 

[witchdoc187]

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PREM star Andros Townsend is being investigated by police after allegedly smashing through roadworks screaming: “I need to get to my f***g house.”

The Everton player hit a manned tarmac spreader after being told he could not drive to his property because the street was being resurfaced, it was claimed.

I've done similar when touching cloth

 

[Toffeelover]

When will he be back for heavens sake ?