Colonel Getafe
Player Valuation: £25m
Gordon then got booked for his petulance, VAR ruled no attack on Cole, penalty to Liverpool. ?I've heard a combination of the two. Cole lashed one at Gordon, but starboy did his special move, letting it go past him and then spun to chase after it, before smashing it back at Cole and missing. Hitting Mina, who's now injured for 6 months.
In the mayhem, Keane tried to get back and collided with Holgate.
EVVVVVVERTON! WE'VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY!