Appeal for witnesses...

[Lee Smith]

(Like obviously don't do this) but if you went and put a random woman in a headlock against her will at the match, you're getting ejected and its getting noted down.

You’d also more than likely be on the receiving end of getting your head thoroughly caved in by many onlookers.

 

[Dr Baxter]

If one goes, they all go. Our entire board either owe their position to Bill Kenwright and were put there to be loyal to him or they ARE Bill Kenwright.

If one steps down, he can no way be brazen enough to put another nobody he's supported through the ranks on there. If he steps down, no way does any competent replacement keep these mopes around.

That's why the campaign should just simply be a Kenwright Out campaign and the chants should just be "Kenwright out".

 

[Dr Baxter]

Apologies if this has been posted but wouldn't you love it if we scored a late winner at West Ham and the team celebrated by putting the goal scorer in a headlock? ?

 

[catcherintherye]

You’d also more than likely be on the receiving end of getting your head thoroughly caved in by many onlookers.

Yes exactly right. Not a chance you get away with it, with nobody noticing and stewards/police not intervening.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

how mate? it’s impossible

It's not mate. Have you seen the Life of Brian? Consider how they used symbolism to unite the masses behind a movement.

<holy music>

BEWILDERED EVERTONIANS: ...Look! Ah! Oh! Oh!

MATTY1878: She has given us a sign!

GRANDOLDTEAM: Oh!

HEADLOCK FOLLOWER: She has given us... A headlock!

SPADGE: The headlock is the sign. Let us follow her example.


These things manifest is unusual ways, mate. We'll look back at the end of the season still trying to process how a seemingly unstoppable plummit was stopped by the rumour of a headlock. So it shall be.

 

[tonka1878]

If anybody saw or heard anything of the alleged assault on the club's CEO then please contact Merseyside Police with any information you may have.


Thank you

What is it about this that people find funny?

 

[vintage-toffees]

Given her position at the club and her recent awards for charity her mbe etc

If she is proven to have falsely made these claims is she liable for prosecution given the media have run the story and have liabled then fan base

Tomorrow I may report her to Merseyside police for Falsely accusing me as a evertonian for putting her in a headlock and report it to the echo that I have done so

Hey we can all make stuff up for attention

 

[vintage-toffees]

What is it about this that people find funny?

This is serious and she should be held accountable when proven to be a liar evetonians don't sit in the directors box
Whoppers liars and living stealers do

 

[everton fan number one]

Everton to tighten security measures after threats to board members

Everton are set to implement improved security procedures and protocols for the showdown with Arsenal next month, a fixture which has been categorised as high-r

www.thetimes.co.uk

says nothing new, but reported still. For better or worse.

 

[tonka1878]

This is serious and she should be held accountable when proven to be a liar evetonians don't sit in the directors box
Whoppers liars and living stealers do

So it's not true?

 

[matty1878]

It's not mate. Have you seen the Life of Brian? Consider how they used symbolism to unite the masses behind a movement.

<holy music>

BEWILDERED EVERTONIANS: ...Look! Ah! Oh! Oh!

MATTY1878: She has given us a sign!

GRANDOLDTEAM: Oh!

HEADLOCK FOLLOWER: She has given us... A headlock!

SPADGE: The headlock is the sign. Let us follow her example.


These things manifest is unusual ways, mate. We'll look back at the end of the season still trying to process how a seemingly unstoppable plummit was stopped by the rumour of a headlock. So it shall be.

i hope your right

 

[mightymoyes]

So it's not true?

Obviously, add to the list of lies that kenwright has spouted to benefit himself

 

[vintage-toffees]

So it's not true?

Given the police have access to the cameras in the ground and that it happened a while back if true I'm sure the culprit would have been found and long been charged for assault and the media would have been all over it

 

[Rita_Poon]

What is it about this that people find funny?

The absurdity?
Its juvenile nature?
That others consider the support quite so thick?
That this con has been dreamed up and they've tried to get away with it?
That no other club or sporting body have ever tried such slanderous attack upon their own paying support? (Everton first baby!!)
That the malignant media have lapped up every penny and run with it?

It's a Shambles across the spectrum and those with a sense of humour and the intelligence to spot these lies have every right to lampoon and humiliate the liars responsible.
Hopefully, this is the straw that breaks the donkeys back - and the entirety of the controlling liars at the club are removed because of their obscene egomania.

Maybe.

 

[Bluemersey]

I'm totally dumbfounded by all of this? How has there been no police contact/report filed if what has been reported regarding alleged threats and an actual assault on a female director did occur, it doesn't add up. Now if true then all of us rational Evertonians will condone such behaviour yet there doesn't appear to be any evidence of an assault which would be incredible considering the world of big brother we live in and now reading the police report that they have no knowledge of such incidents prior to the game Saturday. What the hell is going on? If evidence does surface then fair enough action must be taken, violence will never be something I will condone but I'm left extremely confused and perplexed. Surely this hasn't been made up, it would be the most stupid things an individual could do. Apologies if I've got my information wrong and the accusations did occur but I've struggled to find any evidence to back up the claims.. What a time to be a blue christ.