Arteta2391
Player Valuation: £30m
Injury reliability of Saha and maybe a quarter of the player Saha was on his day.
MaximusEvertonius
Player Valuation: £8m
Glad to see him back. He should prove useful through the rest of the season. He’ll score a few. But needs to be on the first bus back to Chelsea.
As a side note, put a suit on him and he looks like any random guy John Wick takes out at a club.
As a side note, put a suit on him and he looks like any random guy John Wick takes out at a club.
How long do we think he’ll last?
Just came on against England
Bit annoyed he’s playing to be honest, but that’s the international break tbh
NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £30m
*puts ambulance on standby*
Bet Dan Burn injures him
Proper “Everton that” moment in the making
Proper “Everton that” moment in the making
“Everton that” would be him going in for a challenge with JP and injuring them both.
Yep with terrible final ball
He needs games
Bluebirdie
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Already the most dangerous striker on the pitch.
Rinsing that slack jawed yard dog burns
Shame he's made of glass because there is a really good striker there
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