Confirmed Signing Arnaut Danjuma

[kev]

Just pray he doesn't get to read this thread before Saturday or he's definitely not signing
Park end Da's are labelling him a traitor before he's even on the books.

 

[MisterJ]

Wooooooo! The Nature Boy is as hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

Give me the signings so I can put on my alligators and dance the night away.

Woooooo! Woooooo!

 

[granter79]

I hope he comes out and just tells the truth about why he went to spurs. We all know levy held his family hostage.

Or
Knew we are sh88show n who would join us

 

[Cool_Blue]

Have him jump out of a cake like Erika Eleniak in Under Siege.

You have now forced me to find this again on YouTube

 

[bluejohn66]

Hope he's got a wrestling background and can wriggle out of a Park End Headlock !!

 

[blue to the bone]

 

[BlueStevie35]

No buy option is great for us as it will give us a decision end of this coming season, if he does well then we can negotiate a permanent deal, if he flops then we can ship him back to the Yellow Submarine without extra cost

 

[Ivo]

Doesn't look great to me on various compilations. Very very one footed, don't think I've seen him touch the ball with his left foot.

Reminds me of the klassen videos before we signed him, not in terms of position, but a complete relience of one foot in a league were you get a bit more time...

 

[Blue_Eagle]

First player I've been excited about signing in a long, long time!

 

[Milkman]

Doesn't look great to me on various compilations. Very very one footed, don't think I've seen him touch the ball with his left foot.

Reminds me of the klassen videos before we signed him, not in terms of position, but a complete relience of one foot in a league were you get a bit more time...

Here's an example 15 seconds in

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Hope the reveal video is something like..

Show him coming originally, then signing for spurs before waking up and realising the spurs thing was all a bad dream and never actually happened... Aka Dallas in the 80s

‘Honey are you ok’
‘I just had the strangest dream… I dreamt I played for Spurs only they didn’t play me, they just kept me on the bench’
‘But honey, you’re a blue!’
*danjuma whips off bed covers to reveal he’s in a full Everton kit and turns to the camera*
‘Kopites are gobshites’
*knowing wink, fade to black*

 

[davek]

We lost all self respect as a club when we took Rooney back.

We're a withered husk of a club we used to be.. bringing this chap in on loan changes nothing...if anything he does well for us and we just bomb him off next summer coz we can't afford him anyway so no one loses.

I'd tell him we want to do an intro video for him down at the new stadium, get him to stand by the edge of the dock and drop kick him into the Mersey with the rest of the rats.

That feller took down his kecks and shat on Everton's face, now here he is back again taking millions in wages. A brass necked worthless piece of trash.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Here's an example 15 seconds in

Oh dammit, now he’s the best player I’ve ever seen and I’ll be devastated if he doesn’t sign (again)

 

[davek]

They'll find out he's an invertebrate.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I'd tell him we want to do an intro video for him down at the new stadium, get him to stand by the edge of the dock and drop kick him into the Mersey with the rest of the rats.

That feller took down his kecks and shat on Everton's face, now here he is back again taking millions in wages. A brass necked worthless piece of trash.

Ha Dave come on...live and let live.