Kantareller
Player Valuation: £35m
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I'll never forgive brazilian Muller - I still assert that he started this vile trend and Kyle Walker revived it just as times dared to get good again.Part of me hopes he jibs us off again as it will be the funniest thing to ever happen to a football club.
Have him jump out of a cake like Erika Eleniak in Under Siege.Hope the reveal video is something like..
Show him coming originally, then signing for spurs before waking up and realising the spurs thing was all a bad dream and never actually happened... Aka Dallas in the 80s
But we all know he will take any plaudits going from a transfer. Just as we know if Danjuma turns out to be a turkey he will say that as Chairman he doesn’t get involved in the transfer business.I was right with you until you mentioned Bill. If he told me it was raining outside, I would have to check just to confirm he hadn't made it up.
Ah, the old July snow stormCan we just use the filmed footage from when he nearly signed in January?
Goodison Park hopefullyI will be interested to see where he plays.
Be a big security team around him, preventing him from leaving the building before the contract is signed on the videojust seen a sneak peak of his unveil
video ,it’s just him doorstepping
evertonans who sent him messages on instagram giving him loads when he jibbed us