Chang Elephant
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I actually feel bad for Bournemouth that they've taken Distin. If they buy Kone won't be able to watch them on MOTD without weeping.
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Even Bernie the Bolt Wright logged as the worst ever EFC striker scored more than him, and his shirt, and shorts never ever fitted him at least we got Comic value out of him - He also smashed up Belefield drunk!lol
Alledgedly got old of John mores hamper ate , and drunk the lot - HC hid in a wardrobe in his office - and left labby to throw him on the back of a truck drunk!
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SpurtingLesbian
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I'm sure there must be a lot worse than one goal in ten starts spread across 2 injury ravaged seasons...
Brett Angel scored once in 20 according to Wiki.
Kone is currently 1 for 22.
Kone is currently 1 for 22.
I thought exactly this the other day.
Brett Angel's goal return was better than Kone's.
Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £10m
I just don't get how on earth he can train whilst observing Ramadan. He can't eat or drink till before dawn or after sunset, high intensity pre-season training would destroy him and for someone who is injury prone and getting on a bit in football years his recovery each year will get worse and worse. Plus there is still around 2 weeks to go till Ramadan ends!
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Let him negotiate with anyone for a free if their willing to take him, he's worth more in the wages saved than he is keeping at the club to try to save face for Martinez's signing a utter donkey for 6m quid as his first piece of business
Deffo waste of money.
stamullenblue
Player Valuation: £25m
Getting rid of him and mcgeady would be like a new signing !
Add timmy to that and happy days all round
AaronTheBlue
Player Valuation: £60m
He wouldn't pass another club's medical
Sadly, you're probably right.
The muppets on parade around here will struggle to wrap their brains around that concept.
Rupert's Tower
Player Valuation: £6m
The Ramadan thing makes me rage, surely he would be doing everything in his power to get ready for the new season and to at least attempt to repay some of the wages he received for a year whilst sat on his arse injured, instead he's starving himself for weeks so when the new season comes around he's going to be hopelessly unfit again and will probably get injured early doors because of it. I don't dislike the lad, not his fault he got injured, but he and players like him don't make it easy to support them
Arteta2391
Player Valuation: £30m
the poor man's Messi
Jayhow15
Player Valuation: £35m
Depends how devout he is.
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