Arouna Kone

EFCPaul · August 13, 2016

Why the eff is he still here? Was genuinely flabbergasted that Koeman decided to put him on the pitch, would rather have kept a knackered Deulofeu up front instead. When he tried that little flick by the corner flag and ended up just kicking it out? lol

Surely the end of his Everton career now?

ToffeeTim · August 13, 2016

Get rid. He is an abomination to the number 9 kit

f.t.r.s · August 13, 2016

will never be the answer to our striking options

hktoffee · August 13, 2016

Useless as always. Will someone pay a fee to buy him?

ijjysmith · August 13, 2016

He runs like his legs are brand new and not been worn in yet.

EFCPaul · August 13, 2016

ijjysmith said:
He runs like his legs are brand new and not been worn in yet.

It's like he lost his real shins in an explosion and has had a transplant and is still trying to get used to moving about again.

Joey66 · August 13, 2016

ToffeeTim said:
Get rid. He is an abomination to the number 9 kit

Who's going to want him he came on today, and TBH we may have let Del stay on totally lazy not interested no 9 I have seen!

Shibbywiggles · August 13, 2016

ijjysmith said:
He runs like his legs are brand new and not been worn in yet.

I was about to say he runs like I do but then I'm 6'4 and have an office job but you summed it up much better.

Shibbywiggles · August 13, 2016

PaulieMc said:
It's like he lost his real shins in an explosion and has had a transplant and is still trying to get used to moving about again.

And the shins used in the transplant are possessed and came from an RS fan hell bent on sabotaging all of his good work.

Joey66 · August 13, 2016

ijjysmith said:
He runs like his legs are brand new and not been worn in yet.

Explain RUN he was static, never ran the line , never looked like he was bothered to me IMO!

ijjysmith · August 13, 2016

Joey66 said:
Explain RUN he was static, never ran the line , never looked like he was bothered to me IMO!

Works for 'walks around like he's doing a Goodison tour' as well.

COYBL25 · August 13, 2016

Lob him out on Formby bypass and run him down like a cat

@Sapie88

Toffee-nerd · August 13, 2016

Hopefully Bobby can take him to Belgium

chippy1722 · August 13, 2016

PaulieMc said:
Why the eff is he still here? Was genuinely flabbergasted that Koeman decided to put him on the pitch, would rather have kept a knackered Deulofeu up front instead. When he tried that little flick by the corner flag and ended up just kicking it out? lol

Surely the end of his Everton career now?

Even more frustrating when 5 mins later he takes a ball out the sky with one touch. Which was ten times harder than whatever he was trying in that corner.