Arouna Kone

[Kever10]

My Arouna moment.
Against Spurs this year, opening game.
He came on for Del, I think.
Time to show us what you can do, Arouna lad.

Kone gets the ball close to the touch line, tries a little shimmy and kicks the ball straight out for a goal kick.
People around me smile at each other, tut, raise their eyebrows, let out little gasps of disbelief, etc., but there's a universal amusement that only Arouna can invoke.

You will be missed, sweet Prince

Bolasie has done that exact same thing a few times, and he cost £28m.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

When the hell was Kone a legend?

Nope.....sorry not at all what I said. I merely said Kone scored goals for us. It was Beattie that was signed as the goal scoring legend that soon became durge.

 

[COYBL25]

According to the Croydon Advertiser website he's signed for Palace.

I bet their fans are made up lollollollollollollollollollollollollol

 

[mmmmsnouts]

When he scored against Watford to rescue a point in the opening game last year, I said it was like finding $20 in a pair of pants that had been through the wash.

Will probably feel that way about Bolasie when he gets back.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Kone
Gone
None (Free)

 

[bullybeef]

Off the wage bill though lad.

 

[Aberblue]

My Arouna moment.
Against Spurs this year, opening game.
He came on for Del, I think.
Time to show us what you can do, Arouna lad.

Kone gets the ball close to the touch line, tries a little shimmy and kicks the ball straight out for a goal kick.
People around me smile at each other, tut, raise their eyebrows, let out little gasps of disbelief, etc., but there's a universal amusement that only Arouna can invoke.

You will be missed, sweet Prince

I remember a game V Southampton last April. Kone tried an over head shot, missed the ball completely, and fell flat on his face. It somehow summed up his Everton career.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Off the wage bill though lad.

Would you rather wed kept him??

 

[Barnfred 55]

Well?

Has he gone or what?

 

[Martino Robertez]

Good night my sweet grinning Prince

You fill up my senses
Like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses
Come fill me again

 

[cooperman]

I remember a game V Southampton last April. Kone tried an over head shot, missed the ball completely, and fell flat on his face. It somehow summed up his Everton career.

Remember that...

Such a weird atmosphere, so flat, such was the total apathy from our fans.

Only highlights were Davies coming on and the lad who tried to get at martinez but got hauled of down to the park end.

 

[d4kyxx]

One of the worst signings we ever made

Martinez made many many poor signings and this goes down as one of the worst. It was obvious at Wigan he was never good enough

 

[Norwegian Cow]

One of the worst signings we ever made

Martinez made many many poor signings and this goes down as one of the worst. It was obvious at Wigan he was never good enough

I can list at least 20 worse signings

 

[d4kyxx]

I can list at least 20 worse signings

I could probably name even more

Majority of which were signed by Walter and Martinez

 

[d4kyxx]

Well?

Has he gone or what?

Bill and Elstone arguing over which club is covering the train fare from stoke to London for kone.

Bill getting "bored"