What are your favourite go to quotes when describing something/someone useless ? There’s loads knocking about .. one of my favs is ..
As useful as tits on a fish
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As useful as tits on a fish
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As ‘blank as ‘ a ‘blank’
- Thread starter Kurt.
- Start date
As useful as a chocolate teapot
As useful as tits on a bull is used regularly around here
As useful as a Kurt thread.
(you asked for it)
(you asked for it)
The replies keep on coming @GrandOldTeam
Just partaking in the "useful" discourse. I could insult your nationality but that race has run its course IMHO. x
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Je Taime
Water off a ducks back … the lessers will always attack the more sophisticated
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
As busy as a one armed brick layer in Baghdad.
Loadsofchemistry
Player Valuation: £2.5m
As sincere as a get well soon card from an undertaker.
As useful as a fella with no arms in a Mexican wave.
As useful as a fella with no arms in a Mexican wave.
So a mermaid then?
Not sure what you want though. Is it "as useful as" sayings, or "as [blank] as a [blank]" sayings? As inteligent as a Welsh thread starter? As useful as criticisng Kurt's threads?
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