As ‘blank as ‘ a ‘blank’

[tommye]

As thick as a Welshman

 

[Blue 1]

As dumb as a box of rocks.

As welcome as a prawn at a Bar Mitzvah.

Sweating like a paedo in a playground.

Shaking like a shitting dog.

 

[Kurt.]

As dumb as a box of rocks.

As welcome as a prawn at a Bar Mitzvah.

Sweating like a paedo in a playground.

Shaking like a shitting dog.

Sounds like you’ve had a tough day

 

[Bryan+]

Sounds like you’ve had a tough day

He’s been reading your threads.

 

[Yarrgh]

What if it ejects you sideways? Or downwards?

Surely if you need that ejector seat, those rotor blades aren't working so up? Hitting eject could kill the rotor blades as part of the ejection process.

Mind you if the helicopter is upside down that confuses matters.

 

[Bedfordblue]

As much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Surely if you need that ejector seat, those rotor blades aren't working so up? Hitting eject could kill the rotor blades as part of the ejection process.

Mind you if the helicopter is upside down that confuses matters.

Explosively decoupled rotor blades.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Fanny like a ripped out fireplace.

 

[notrevE5]

If his brain was dynamite he couldn't blow his nose


about as useless as nailing jelly to a wall

 

[goldfinchmule]

That beers as flat as a milkmans cap..Hes as thick as a wrestlers neck.

 

[duncs pigeon]

As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike .

 

[cronullasharks]

Shoulders like a brown snake

Couldn't get a root in a brothel with a fistful of 50's

 

[Rita_Poon]

"Did someone say fifties...?"

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Like Nats pish
A wool expression for thin paint