Ashley Cole Breaks ankle

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

so Cole out. Baines in. USA over ENG Sounds good to me

we can but hope.

If that comes to pass, I'd say chances of being bonafide drunk for the first time in thirteen years may have a 80 per cent chance.

or 85, even, or maybe pushing 88.

I can just see the culmination being sat out somewhere singing the Star spangled banner at 4am, as the sun comes up and I wonder what the f#£k I am doing.