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Charles Plastusz
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Yep, he must be heading towards double figures on pens he's given away, awful truly awful defender
Jreverton1
Player Valuation: £15m
Should not play another game, he is finished at this level.
When he returned to training prior to the start of the season and he was the size of a small house the writing was on the wall. I think he is fighting a loosing battle against age. He is a spent force. Time catches up on us all, it catches some earlier than others, time to realise you have to move unto sometime else.
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Big Fat Sam
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Cactus-headed cart shouldn't even be included in a matchday squad. Jagielka, although also trash, is miles better than him and can be our centre back bench option. Dunno where Mason is like, but he surely must be Keane's partner going forwards at the heart of defence, until Mori comes back and we see if he's any good.
It really saddens me to think we've gone from years of pretty reliable service from peak Jagielka, Lescott, Yobo and Distin to the likes of Williams.
Not even peak Williams, but a player running out of time.
Oh Everton.
Not even peak Williams, but a player running out of time.
Oh Everton.
SELL
This is our captain. What an utter disgrace
Stan Lee Park
Player Valuation: £20m
Why is he in the side ahead of Jagielka?
He's not fit.
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Efctrueblue
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Absolute f'ing disgrace!!!! Not even a challenge!!! Shithouse!! 
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